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Song Parodies -> "Birthday Cake"
Original Song Title:
"Burning Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Birthday Cake"
Parody Written by:
Don Milne
The Lyrics
This is a song Elvis could have sung in his later years.
Birthday Cake,
I feel my cholestr’al rising
Higher higher
It's burning through to my soul
Birthday Cake,
You gonna set me on fire
My sweet tooth’s flaming
I don't know which way to go
Your smooth taste lifts me higher
With the sweet buzz of desire
You thrill my yearning tongue
Oh birthday cake
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my cholestr’al rising
Help me, I'm flaming
It must be five hundred and nine
Rising, rising, rising
And nothing can stop me
I just might turn into fat
But I feel fine
Cause your smooth taste lifts me higher
With a sweet buzz of desire
And you thrill my yearning tongue
Oh birthday cake
It's coming closer
The pounds are now filling my body
and won't you help me
I feel like I'm slipping away
It's hard to breathe
And my chest is a-heaving
Lord have mercy,
I'm bending my chair where I sit
Cause your smooth taste lifts me higher
With the sweet buzz of desire
You thrill my yearning tongue
Oh birthday cake
Oh birthday cake
Ah, ah, birthday cake
Oh just a hunk, a hunk of birthday cake
Just a hunk, a hunk of birthday cake
Just a hunk, a hunk of birthday cake
Just a hunk, a hunk of birthday cake
Just a hunk, a hunk of birthday cake
Just a hunk, a hunk of birthday cake
Just a hunk, a hunk of birthday cake
I feel my cholestr’al rising
Higher higher
It's burning through to my soul
Birthday Cake,
You gonna set me on fire
My sweet tooth’s flaming
I don't know which way to go
Your smooth taste lifts me higher
With the sweet buzz of desire
You thrill my yearning tongue
Oh birthday cake
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my cholestr’al rising
Help me, I'm flaming
It must be five hundred and nine
Rising, rising, rising
And nothing can stop me
I just might turn into fat
But I feel fine
Cause your smooth taste lifts me higher
With a sweet buzz of desire
And you thrill my yearning tongue
Oh birthday cake
It's coming closer
The pounds are now filling my body
and won't you help me
I feel like I'm slipping away
It's hard to breathe
And my chest is a-heaving
Lord have mercy,
I'm bending my chair where I sit
Cause your smooth taste lifts me higher
With the sweet buzz of desire
You thrill my yearning tongue
Oh birthday cake
Oh birthday cake
Ah, ah, birthday cake
Oh just a hunk, a hunk of birthday cake
Just a hunk, a hunk of birthday cake
Just a hunk, a hunk of birthday cake
Just a hunk, a hunk of birthday cake
Just a hunk, a hunk of birthday cake
Just a hunk, a hunk of birthday cake
Just a hunk, a hunk of birthday cake
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Peanut Butter on Rye . . . for that I'd even die !
Birthday Greetings ~> ~> ~> TommyLee Jones on Sept 15th . . . All the best to this TexasCowboy oThe West . . . . You TEXY Thang !
Less birthday cake, maybe more birthdays. I could picture the King singing this one.
I almost fell off the throne laughing!
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