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Song Parodies -> "Tall and Slender"

Original Song Title:

"Return to Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Tall and Slender"

Parody Written by:

Dawn Watson

The Lyrics

Tall and slender,
Tall and slender,

I saw this fine young man,
About year or two back,

Right...Next thing I was mourn’,
I felt like he was just to wack,

(his body was a...)

Tall and slender,
Oh man did I groan,
Not because I was horny,
Because I just stepped on a stone.

He had a figure,
There’s no doubt about that,
I know he can’t see me,
Cause i’m hiding behind this floor jack.

So one day I got brave,
And seen if a friend would introduce me,
Next thing I know what happen...
She stole him from underneath my feet!

(i wonder was it... )

‘cause he was tall and slender
I still don’t know,
Was it just my looks,
Or the area..You know the zip code.

This time i’m going to make my self,
Stand up and take back this man,
And if she wants a fight...She’ll get it today,
Then he’ll have to pick one of us.

(fightin’ because of...)

He was tall and slender,

I got a black eye and a busted nose,
Was it really worth it?
Hell yes! because he knows I know...

Tall and slender...
He’s tall and slender...
Man he’s tall and slender...
Tall and slender...

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