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Song Parodies -> "Don't Use My Blender"

Original Song Title:

"Return to Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Use My Blender"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Don't use my blender
Don't use my blender

What'd you put in that glass man
What is with that laugh
Somethin' in my home's stinking
Where's my frog's bottom half????

You put him in it. . .
Frog's in a blender
My poor frog's gone
Was it hunger?
Where's your soul?
He was our family!
But now he's splat!
Now he's colors
Made him look like Christmas Wrap

I was sleeping when I smelt socks
And felt pain in my feet
I stared down, how alarming
You put the blender on me

What are you doing?
Foot in a blender
Athlete's foot's gone
Now I'm hurting
Damn you son

It's time to kick you right out my house
But now I guess that I can't
So I'll just throw the blender away
and walk with a slant

but now I'm hearing

A spoon a nuking
There goes our home
Where's the ceiling?
What's this foam?

You Demon Child
You Demon Child
You Demon Child. . .
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Matthias - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't you hate it when you wake up and find your feet getting diced up by a blender... I know I sure do. Very silly stuff here Dave. That poor frog.
Christie Marie M - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious parody, Dave! Sorry about your frog and it's very dreadful when your feet end up in a blender. That kid must have set puree on your feet, I would guess, no? Let me tell you, that's one twisted boy you've got in your satire! If it makes you feel better, I'll prepare you 5 milkshakes, 5 protein shakes, and 5 smoothies from my own blender. Don't worry, my drinks are safe. I understand you probably won't trust me after what you've just been through! LOL! (Just kidding)! :)
LittleBlendress - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord BAD~ this is one of my fav ~elVis~ tunes! As we'll have electricity in the Motel room, I've packed Blender, Toaster, Perculator, & PopCorn Popper, 'cuz ~CowboyJim~ loves his "Corn & Porn " . . . just kidding, Sir Dave!
Fiddlegirl - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Reminds me of that old Natalie Wood movie... "Blender in the a**"... ;D
Jonathan - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
twisted humor right here almost like something "Weird Al" Yankovic would record I applaud you Dave the verse about your feet in the blender is especially funny! 5's
TJC - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Whipped, chopped n' pureed yer way to 5's!
Shirley Temple - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I often find it amusing to put random stuff on a blender, so here's some fives for you...
Below Average Dave - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone, it seems that when I really get into a song, the ideas I come up with are the craziest, I've always like Return to Sender, and I was listening to Elvis to figure out which song to do--and Put Things in Blenders popped in my head:)
Guy - September 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Matt - It really ruins some fine frog legs when they process the creature in a blender. No swamp chicked for you - very funny!
Agrimorfee - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty weird. When you get really weird on me Dave is when I often lose you. "Walk with a slant" was a great line, though.
DJ Blaze - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Reminded me of one time on Ned's Declassified where they try to save a frog from being dissected, and at the end, they think it got run over by a truck! 555, and just so you know, my stomach felt rather queasy after reading this one. Still an excellent job.
Rex - September 20, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) When you record this, don't let Demon Child run the mixer... funny weird stuff.
Medemia - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Lunacy is always a good bet, except when you are cleaning the inside of a working blender with a sponge. Never make that mistake again. 5's all around.
bobpiecheese - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ah, Return To Sender. The only Elvis song I can recall from memory. Great parody here, Dave, funny and greatly paced. 555 for you!

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