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Song Parodies -> "Always On My Mime"

Original Song Title:

"Always On My Mind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Always On My Mime"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Buddy, I gotta' tell ya'
Learned you've cheated with my wife..
She's a pro pantomimist..
Now I'm ending hers, and your life..
While I'd slave and work the midnight shift
On each other's bones you'd climb..

You were always on my mime..
You were always on my mime..

Waiting, waiting,..for the police
To arrive..
When they, when they..fin'lly come,
They won't find us alive,
None of us alive..

She performed for the people
In a white face, silently..
And still now, that's what she's doing
For an audience of me..
Lost my friend, and I've lost my wife,
And my life ends with this crime..

You were always on my mime..
You were always on my mime..

Waiting, waiting,..for the police
To arrive..
When they, when they..fin'lly come,
They won't find us alive,
None of us alive..

Lost my friend, and I've lost my wife,
And my life ends with this crime..
You were always on my mime,
You were always on my mime..
You were always on my mi-i-i-i-me..

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Guy - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Farce - Too bad the mime wife had already expired when the cops arrived - They would have been heard to say to the mime - "You have the right to remain silent".

Brilliant, sir Farce - miming you 5's showing an open hand with thumb and fingers extended opening and closing three times.
blackjack21 - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
What a shame, too bad they couldn't talk it out. Clever concept and a great write.
Christie Marie M - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
(Miming): *makes air force jet signal with hands and arms*, then spells AFW's name with her arms*. *claps with joy*. (Like Guy) *mimes 5's showing an open hands (left and right) with thumb and fingers extended opening and closing three times! *takes a bow*.
Old Man Ribber - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
A mime is a terrible thing to waste! ;D
Kristof Robertson - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Goofy punning in the title, and a slightly disturbing, but captivating, parody to follow. Great job, mate! 555
DJ Blaze - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Is this the same Always On My Mind as the Pet Shop Boys version? Still, I give you 5s, as mimes appears to be a hilarious subject as you have demonstrated here. Keep it up.
AFW - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all for V & C...and yeah, DJ...same song..Elvis did it first, Willie Nelson also had a hit with it ..in the nineties, I think
John Barry - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
If I could give voice to my comments on the site, I'd shout out: "Great title, great parody."
Fiddlegirl - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
a trio of 5s, for thinking outside of the box. (LOL @ Guy's comment)
Girl Mime - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
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Boy Mime looking at girl mime - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment


=:-o
Mime giving up - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment


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.Angry Mime - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
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&^%!!

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Mime doing hand stand - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment


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