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Song Parodies -> "This Vicious Bind"

Original Song Title:

"Suspicious Minds"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"This Vicious Bind"

Parody Written by:

Leo Keough

The Lyrics

I'm caught in a bind
I can't log on
Because my activation failed me

Why can't you see
What you're doing to me
When you don't believe I'm who I say

I can't log on to 'zeroes'
And this vicious bind
Has dashed my contest dreams
Now I'm left behind

So, if a yarn that I spin
Has a good chance to win
Would I still see rejection if I try

Here I go again
Trying to get in
But it fails, so what's the deal
I'm trying

I can't re-register now
And it blows my mind
Trapped by the logic streams
Of this vicious bind

Oh, let my postings thrive
Acknowledge that I'm alive
Let's don't let a good thing die

It's funny, ho-ho
I really tried, you know
Mmm yeah, yeah

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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John Barry - October 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Right on, brother!

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