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Song Parodies -> "Just Be Cool"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Be Cruel"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Just Be Cool"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

When you're a horny hound
With a hot babe all alone
And do things for the sound
Of her sweet passion moan
Just be cool,
As around, you fool..

Don't be risky with the "Nast"
Slide it on..a latex sled
Wild sex can be a blast,
But dangers can lie ahead,
Just be cool,
When around, you fool..

Till you give old Will a shove
It should be STD's you're thinkin' of

Mmm
No need to be abstainy
If you use protective ways
But just like when it's rainy
Overhead, umbrella stays..
Just be cool,
As around, you fool..

Better keep old Willy wise
Don't be out there
Unzippin' reckless flies..

Choose caution as the teacher
When some gal answers, yes
Wrap that little creature
In a skin tight Trojan dress
Just be cool,
When around, you fool

Yeah, condoms are the rule
Sears cannot replace
Your kind'a tool

Just be cool (oo-oo-oo)
When around, you fool
Just be cool, (oo-oo-oo)
as around, you fool
Yeah, condoms are the rule,
Sears cannot replace
Your kind'a tool..

Sears cannot replace
Your kind'a tool..









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Andria - October 27, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW, you have made me crack up and nearly come unglued for the umpteenth time. This is a good subject for a parody, since I have heard of many people (including my sadly-deceased sister, who had to use the "morning-after" pill after a one-night stand without a jimmy cap) who do not use protection, get pregnant and end up with unwanted babies. 555, but still a serious subject.
alvin - October 27, 2008 - Report this comment
hilarious...my fave of the day
Jason - October 27, 2008 - Report this comment
I echo Andria's comment.
AFW - October 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria...glad to see ya' back....and thanks to +alvin, and Jason
< ! ! ! > - October 27, 2008 - Report this comment
? ! ? ! ! !
LittleCupCakes - October 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Sears, that line was indeed hilarious ! But you soytainly blew the 'romance' from this scene, so obscene !
Ann Hammond - October 27, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Peregrin - October 28, 2008 - Report this comment
3 x 5 in a glove, AFW.
AFW - October 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, all

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