When you're a horny hound
With a hot babe all alone
And do things for the sound
Of her sweet passion moan
Just be cool,
As around, you fool..

Don't be risky with the "Nast"
Slide it on..a latex sled
Wild sex can be a blast,
But dangers can lie ahead,
Just be cool,
When around, you fool..

Till you give old Will a shove
It should be STD's you're thinkin' of

Mmm
No need to be abstainy
If you use protective ways
But just like when it's rainy
Overhead, umbrella stays..
Just be cool,
As around, you fool..

Better keep old Willy wise
Don't be out there
Unzippin' reckless flies..

Choose caution as the teacher
When some gal answers, yes
Wrap that little creature
In a skin tight Trojan dress
Just be cool,
When around, you fool

Yeah, condoms are the rule
Sears cannot replace
Your kind'a tool

Just be cool (oo-oo-oo)
When around, you fool
Just be cool, (oo-oo-oo)
as around, you fool
Yeah, condoms are the rule,
Sears cannot replace
Your kind'a tool..

Sears cannot replace
Your kind'a tool..