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Song Parodies -> "The Impossible Stream"

Original Song Title:

"The Impossible Dream"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"The Impossible Stream"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

To stream the Impossible Stream
Ten yards, that's the breadth of my goal
To reach that unreachable distance
To practice and gain more control..

To spray with a pressure so strong
To reach where no-one's reached before
To strive from the depth of my bladder
To build with the liquid I store..

This is my quest, though I know it's far
Don't tell me it's hopeless, I'll be a pee star
To strain and attain
To be up to the role..
To desire the gold
Like an athlete with his vaulting pole..

And I know, I shall never give up
Draw and focus my zest
Afterwards, I'll lie peaceful and calm
With my penis at rest

Then at last, I'll have pride in my soul
This one man, scoffed by skeptics galore
Has peaked with his last ounce of urine
And reached the unreachable shore
It shines, in my eye, vict'ry's gleam
I've streamed the Impossible Stream !

And the world will be better for this
'Cause one man, with a prostate enlarged,
Bore down, so determined to conquer
Drew deep from the pit of his charge
Right here from the roof of my home..
I've streamed....the....Imposs....i.....ble.....Streeeamm !

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Peregrin - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
That was different! TEN yards? Well, they say everything is bigger and better in America. That proves it! ;-p
Yet Another Dutchman - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
You haven't lost your touch after all these years, AirFarce. This was a delight, in spite of the toilet humour (or perhaps BECAUSE of it ;-) ).

P.S., the Tom Jones version of this song is a bit more dramatic (not necessarily better, though) than Elvis' rendition, and I found it especially suited to the theme of your spoof. 555
AFW - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Appreciate it, Peregrin...and thanks, Dutchman...enjoy your writes, haven't seen you 'round much, lately..
alvin - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...great concept...good luck with the project....maybe i'll see ya in the olympics someday
Meriadoc - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Would that span the Potomac?
AFW - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...could be...and thanks, Meriadoc..not quite, I don't believe
TJC - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Washington spanned the Delaware and AFW ( had no trouble bridging the credibility gap with this sparkling full head o' stream!
AFW - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Many Thanks, TJC...clever comment..."Full head 'O stream" pun
< ! ! ! > - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Careful Sir . . . this is most unKnightly, Sir !
Dr Music - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
They're absolutely right sire, you wouldn't want to get in trouble now would you?

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