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Song Parodies -> "It's Cows for Trevor"

Original Song Title:

"It's Now or Never"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"It's Cows for Trevor"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

“It’s Cows for Trevor"

It’s cows for Trevor.
Bovine delight
is not bulls snarling,
but cows all night.
No toros he’ll tolerate --
it’s cows for Trevor,
kine loves he’ll sate.

When to him some moo
cow happens to tender
a view of her aperture,
his pelvic pender
grows hard as moonshine.
His lust for poon (kine),
tho’, isn’t queer--
on bulls or steer,
he’ll pass.

It’s cows for Trevor.
Bovines delight.
He thinks they’re darling.
This boy’s not right.
To burros he can’t relate --
just cows for Trevor,
kine loves he’ll sate.

Dust flies in billows
from meadow commotions
when he seeks moo love
and doesn’t veau shun.
When moo moms bite, he
gets alarmed, takes flight. He
just heads then
for cattle pen
to play.

It’s cows for Trevor.
Bovines delight
when, downing Carling,
he’s drunk at night.
A thorough inebriate,
it’s cows for Trevor,
kine loves he’ll sate.

“Oh wow,” says Trevor,
“kine love’s first rate!

With cows forever
I long to mate."

It’s cows for Trevor,
kine loves he’ll sate.

© Stan Hall Tried to sing this once in the Korova Milk Bar when it still existed in the East Village, but was mooed right out the door. ;-)

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alvin - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
glad trevor draws the lines at bulls...THAT would be weird
John Barry - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Cower-bunger!
Meriadoc - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
A trevendous parody.
Stan Hall - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks all ..
And Merry -- Welcome back!!! Don't know where in OH you call "home," but I'm in Stow from time to time visiting rellos-in-law. Nice place. AAMOF, Cleveland et environs, generally, gets an undeservedly bad rap. :-)
Meriadoc - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Right area Stan - I'm in Akron.
AFW - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
The Bess parody here today..
Even-More-Determinedly-Dead Elvis - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
This was actually less blasphemous than Pricilla's 'Dancing With The Stars' gig, but *way* more entertaining!
Kristof Robertson - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Bravo, Stan! Trevor is such a great name for a bovine-ophile...funny stuff. I've done a similar theme; "It's Sow Or Heifer"...something about the OS lends itself to bestiality! 555
Tommy Turtle - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Really puts one in the moo-ed. Great subs all around - now how 'bout Trevor's Buddy Holly follow-up, "Cattle Be The Lay That I Lie"?
Stan - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Elvis, Kristof, and Tommy--great idea for another Hol(l)y Cow parody, but it'd take a thorough cattle prodding to get me all excited about doing it..

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