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Song Parodies -> "Did You Phone Some Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Are You Lonesome Tonight"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Did You Phone Some Tonight"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Did you phone some tonight,
Is your bill out of sight?
Are you sorry you purchased that cell?
Do you call at peak times
Roaming charges are crimes,
There's places they don't work too well

Did you download more ringtones
Than you can afford?
Embarrassed by pictures
Forgotten you've stored?
Ring and buzz bring you pain,
Even drive you insane?
Free weekends..Did you phone some tonight?

I wonder if you phoned some tonight
Most offer the weekends and all nights free
But, some are limited..
You really should shop around, before you commit
Good deals are everywhere, so, don't get hooked a year
You may prefer, "Pay-as-you-go"
With phone cards, you can buy
It's worth a try, there's no monthly charge,
And no bill that's large..
Nor activation fees..
Money you'll save, if you just call, sometimes
But, if you're a cellphone addict..
Friend, you'd better choose unlimited use
And compare before you do pick
Check the internet for offers you get
Don't jump in the water cold
Or else, too late, you could just be
The fool who's spending too much gold..

Does it all bring on pain, do you have a migraine?
Grab your cellphone and phone some tonight

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Michael Pacholek - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I called five times, but you wouldn't pick up.
Ann Hammond - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
alvin - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
rang true to the OS...555-5555
Below Average Dave - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Most offer the weekends and all nights free. . .that is true, but when my plan expires I plan on going with MetroPCS, they have unlimited. . .well. . .just unlimited. . .no whenever minutes or night minutes or day minutes. . .or nonsense. . .and I'm in Tampa--good parody, nothing to take away from it. You are a pretty talented writer, especially considering you are a daily writer--that's not easy.
2Eagle - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
If you're lonesome, phone some.
John Barry - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent advice. Good parody.
AFW - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, to Michael, Ann, alvin, B.A.D.,2Eagle, and John
Kristof Robertson - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Cracking idea, brilliantly executed...especially the monologue. 555 dial tones for you, sir.
AFW - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, Kristof...always appreciate you dropping by

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