sit down sonny, gonna set you straight
i have knowledge you require
see, this ol' world is funny...there's plenty to learn
cause some odd things can transpire
there's a thousand little critters...livin' out there
and if you're hikin'....you'd best take care
cause some have diseases...they'd love to share
beavers got rabies...beavers got rabies

how i wish...one could ignore
but 'bout twenty four showed up yesterday
when i blinked my eyes...here were forty more
i hate those creeps...i hurried away
oh, they're jet black and homely with a paddle tail
and if one gets pissed off...you'd better bail
cause all these guys are rabid...and they're on your trail
beavers got rabies...beavers got rabies

beavers got rabies...got their jaws a-crashin'
and those pointed teeth a-gnashin'
stall...no hope will remain
beavers got rabies...stay away when its night time
even when its daytime
if you're bit just once
you'll never be the same again

you gotta keep on the run
you gotta keep near your gun
better stay away from that slime
if you're cornered, give 'em hell
but always remember
they could nip you any time
you end up bitten
you will need a shot
get the disease
you will ail a lot
maybe go to heaven
if this bug is caught
beavers got rabies...beavers got rabies
beavers...beavers...got rabies