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Song Parodies -> "Earthworm Befriender"
Original Song Title:
"Return to Sender"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Earthworm Befriender"
Parody Written by:
NoNosedDog
The Lyrics
I saw an earthworm in a puddle
He looked a little sad
So I stroked him on his saddle
It really made him glad
A new vocation-
Earthworm befriender
I find them under stones
So long and slender
In their earthy homes
Its just immoral
To stomp them flat
I show them kindness
And they keep on coming back
One day my worm lay in the garden
Sun scorching on his back
The heat meant he began to harden
So I fetched him an ice pack
It saved his life-
Earthworm befriender
I find them under stones
So long and slender
In their earthy homes
Problem is I can't tell which end
To talk to when we chat
So I tickle him on his tummy and
See which end the smile's at
He really chuckles
Earthworm befriender
I find them under stones
So long and slender
In their earthy homes
He looked a little sad
So I stroked him on his saddle
It really made him glad
A new vocation-
Earthworm befriender
I find them under stones
So long and slender
In their earthy homes
Its just immoral
To stomp them flat
I show them kindness
And they keep on coming back
One day my worm lay in the garden
Sun scorching on his back
The heat meant he began to harden
So I fetched him an ice pack
It saved his life-
Earthworm befriender
I find them under stones
So long and slender
In their earthy homes
Problem is I can't tell which end
To talk to when we chat
So I tickle him on his tummy and
See which end the smile's at
He really chuckles
Earthworm befriender
I find them under stones
So long and slender
In their earthy homes
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I love Earthworms so I really like this song.
This is unique, and quite humerous....but, I just hope we don't have to worry about global worming...
This is one of the cutest songs I've seen in a long time. I especially liked the next-to-last verse.
Nice/cute/kinder/gentler/clever
A heartworming parody...
Thanks all for your kind comments!!
I can dig this one.
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