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Song Parodies -> "Returned To Blender"

Original Song Title:

"Return To Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Returned To Blender"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Dropped two bananas in the blender,
Then added yogurt, whack!
Something seemed to be missing,
Body, it seemed to lack.

So, started over:
Returned To Blender, Jiggered Paul Jones
Two moonflowers,
Chicken bones..
Tossed in Tequila,
Some sauerkraut..
Four blobs of catsup,
Popped the lid, let it whirl about

It had a real exotic color
And tasted superbly
Wanted it to be better,
The Frankenstein in me..

So, I continued:
Returned To Blender, dropped in eight prunes
Cayenne pepper, Lorna Doones

Then filled a glass, and blew off the smoke
Then, eagerly drank it down
Woke up in the woods, real early next morn
Five miles out a' town..

Returned To Blender
Ran on all fours
Wild and hairy,
Poured me s'mores..

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 13

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Rick C - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny! (sorry, AFW but, I'm fresh outta puns!) 555
Meriadoc - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I thnk I'll skip breakfast this morning.... the prunes and catsup didn't get me, but the chicken bones did... :-P
alvin rhodes - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
i won't be coming to your home for cocktails, pal...5s
Arwen - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny Funny Funny! I love this, AFW, but I don't think I'll be eating anything for the duration of the weekend. =)
John Barry - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
The King's last supper.
Stuart McArthur - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
hilarious AFW - the "five mile out of town" was just perfect! - 555
TJC - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
There's a whole lotta Spaffness in your ability to mate the OS with the right concept and a blazing blender-load of knee slappers.... made me laugh out loud!
AFW - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Rick C...Thanks, Meriadoc...sorry, about your breakfast.. Thanks, sure I can't make you a nice smoothie?...Thanks, Arwen, I had hoped this might be an appetizer, not a de-appetizer...Thanks, John..maybe this was a Royal dish...Thanks, Stuart, I figured with the gas that would have generated, about five would have been the mileage...Thanks, TJC, being mentioned in the same sentence with the Mighty Spaff, is indeed, a high compliment
Michael Pacholek - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Man, I wish I'd thought of this. Wait a minute, I did, three years ago: Sorry, AFW, but as good as this was, I had to dock you a point.
Red Ant - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
My blender has seen some strange concoctions, but never this!
Peregrin - June 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I found this by clicking on the 'random' button. I am writing this at brekkie time. Now I think I will pass. Enjoyed the parody though, funny stuff.
UnKnownVoTricks - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, ~The Lordly Duke o'Edge ~ , this is zany, wild & just funnnny: "woke up 5 miles out of town" ?? You best go easy on those "MoonFlowers", Sir !!

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