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Song Parodies -> "Are You Drinking Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Are You Lonesome Tonight"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Are You Drinking Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Another one inspired from the messageboard...
Are you drinking tonight
Are you sober or tight
Are you totally fissed as a part
Does your memory lapse, do you stand then collapse
Do you say things that aren't all that smart
Does the beer in your stomach sit heavily there
Do gaze down the loo bowl and see vomit there
Is your head spinning round, holding tight to the ground
Tell me, mate, are you ratarsed tonight

I wonder if you're pished as me tonight
You know someone said you're not drunk
If you can lie on the floor without holding on
Fate had me drinking too much too much too mush hic!
Round one was Vodka Red Bulls
To keep ush going till midnight
You drank your beer so speedily and never missed the loo
Then came round two
You seemed to whine, said it was mine
And I got them in before
But I'd rather buy another round
Than not drink any more
Now the bar'sh nearly closed, and I'm ill-disposed
With emptiesh all aroun'
And even if you wan' to dring no more

Is your head spinning round, holding tight to the ground
Tell me, mate, are you ratarsed tonight?

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Total Votes: 58

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Scathe - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
What? No comments. This is good.
Phil Alexander - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
That's because it predates comments: this is one of my first on amiright (and the first one I recorded), from March 2002. Thanks, Scathe.
lucidlupin - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I love this - it's influence cannot be under-rated! thank you Phil - you have for some years now been my greatest parody inspiration -,,,, gee.... thank you ;) x

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