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Song Parodies -> "Seems All Girls Have Gone Gay"

Original Song Title:

"Make The World Go Away"

Original Performer:

Eddy Arnold

Parody Song Title:

"Seems All Girls Have Gone Gay"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm not very lucky when it comes to women... My sister however...
Do you remember when you loved meat?
Before you swung the other way?
If you do, then why not me?
It seems all girls have gone gay

Seems all girls have gone gay!
My love life's has smoldered
Gay the gals, I used to lay
Seems all the girls have gone gay!

I'm sorry I don't please you
I'll wear make-up, get sex change
Just say you love me, once I get boobs
And make my girl come my way

Seems all girls have gone gay!
They check out Scully, not Mulder
Lay no gals I used to lay
Seems all girls have gone gay!

Seems all girls have gone gay!
They no longer like boulders
Have no flings, they now like May
Cause all the girls have gone gay!

Cause now the girls don't like Ray

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Stephen Harrington - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it's pretty funny nevertheless.
Johnny D - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a Dana Carvey/Jon Lovitz sketch on SNL !
Michael Pacholek - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I wouldn't worry about it... Then again, there is that scene in "America's Sweethearts" where Catherine Zeta-Jones and Julia Roberts are in bed together... Yes, they're fully-clothed, and they're playing sisters, and there's nothing salacious going on, but still... let's just say not every scene with lesbian overtones makes a man weep with joy.
AFW - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job here..funny lines..good fit...and not too many of us have parodied this old country favorite...fives to ya'
Tommy Turtle - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Lotta truth.... As Phil Alexander's hitman (hitturtle?), gotta mention "life's has" in line 6, but nuttin' gonna make the 5s go away. What AFW said.

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