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Song Parodies -> "Knock On Woods"
Original Song Title:
"Knock On Wood"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Eddie Floyd
Parody Song Title:
"Knock On Woods"
Parody Written by:
blackjack21
The Lyrics
I know, another Tiger parody, but it's just too easy. This is the last one, I promise............this week. ;-)
Tiger got a loose screw
His wood brings what he got
In rage flew
She was surly
Surely bruised a lot
'Cause her swing was better
Than even Tiger knows
And his blunder, fighting
The way she clubbed him is fright'ning
She's gonna clock...on Woods, raging
Now we get suspicions about him
Tiger made romance
Got his sponsors raging
Maybe they'll take a stance?
'Cause they loved him better
But they don't love his hos
And his blunder, slighting
No more commercials with Nike?
They're gonna walk (walk!)...on Woods, maybe?
Ain't no secret about it
Women adding up
Now we see through it
And it's all too much
If this keeps going
When all is said and done
Be more girlfriends, sighted
Than major titles for Tiger
We're gonna knock (knock!)...on Woods, hey he's
He's gettin' knocked (knocked!)
Oh yeah!
Think she's gonna clock (sock, knock!) on Woods
Think they're gonna walk (balk, knock!) on Woods
Think we're gonna knock (knock, knock!) on Woods
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Awesome! 5s
Must be a par 5 hole because here are some pars for you. I think Tiger is up to a snowman (an 8) or more on his girlfriends.
Sir, I'd rather ' Stroke-on-Liev ' . . . now there is a real CABO Cowboy ! ! all 6'3" of himmmmmm
Well I thought that might be one Tiger parody too many, but what the hell, he has about 13 girlfriends too many.
Jack Wilson: You are becoming one of my fave commenters, thanks for the awesome Fives.
Timmy: Hey, thanks for the pars. He might have 2 snowmen before it's all over.
LST: Stroke away babe, stroke away. ;-)
Sec. code is WLB, how 'bout Woods Likes Bangin'?
Great job, blackjack, and in case you didn't know, Tiger took an indefinite leave from the game of golf today. He could be gone for a week, or he could quit for life. One can't tell at this point. You've hit a double eagle on three par-5 holes today.
The story's ongoing, so he's still spoof material...good one
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