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Song Parodies -> "Butch Dyke Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Summertime Blues"

Original Performer:

Eddie Cochran

Parody Song Title:

"Butch Dyke Blues"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Now this song may cross the borderline of good taste. If you are straight, being approached by someone who is of your own gender, may be the most embarrassing situation ever. I have once been approached by a Lesbian. I was not offended, but all I could say her was "let's just be friends, okay". I hope my song won't offend any gays or lesbians reading this site.
I met a girl in bar and she looked like a steamroller
She wore a vest of leather, on her neck a spiked collar
She came to my table, and asked me "Would you mind
if I have a beer, can I leave my coat behind?"
It's a situation where you don't know what to do
if you're straight and not in-to the Butch Dyke Blues

She introduced herself, and told she works as a truck driver
She had another beer and she bought me too a cider
She told me she likes kendo, and she had a motorbike
I thought "Oh my God! This chick must be a dyke!"
She's Lesbian and wants to have a company to do
but I'm married and not into the Butch Dyke Blues

We had the third drinks and she called me to her apartment
She said me she loves me and she wants to have appointment
I said "I'm no blue feather, so let's be just friends, okay?"
She cried and she said me, "You're sweet, so I can say."
I hope I didn't break her heart, but all that I could do
was to turn down an offer to the Butch Dyke Blues

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Puzzled - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Wait a minute. Are you the same Susanna Viljanen who recently chastised Alvin Rhodes and Malcolm Higgins for submitting parodies about transsexuals, calling those parodies "totally tasteless and extremely bigoted"? Just checking.
Susanna Viljanen - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Yup, the same. I have one transsexual friend. Since I know what the sexual and gender minorities are, and I follow the Libertarian principle "do whatever you wish but do not harm anyone", I wasn't annoyed on me being approached - just embarrassed. I had never experienced that before, and didn't then know how to relate.

What one might experience insulting or tasteless, is very delicate. As I said, I tried not to insult any LBGTs with my song, since I know these issues are extremely sensitive.. If I have, I would like to apologize.

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