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Song Parodies -> "Green Crackers"
Original Song Title:
"Green Acres T.V. Show Theme"
Original Performer:
Eddie Albert & Ava Gabor
Parody Song Title:
"Green Crackers"
Parody Written by:
Silly Willie
The Lyrics
Soylent Green - The Musical
Green crackers, I get them for free
Since there's no life left in the sea
They make them out of folks who died
They come salted, unsalted and baked or fried
New York has fallen to decay
Staircase has sleepers in my way
I've found meat and some veggies too
I gave them to Sol and he made us a nice stew
There's poor galore
Foul air, despair
Such stress and strife, Sol ended his life
Green crackers c'est la guerre!
Since there's no life left in the sea
They make them out of folks who died
They come salted, unsalted and baked or fried
New York has fallen to decay
Staircase has sleepers in my way
I've found meat and some veggies too
I gave them to Sol and he made us a nice stew
There's poor galore
Foul air, despair
Such stress and strife, Sol ended his life
Green crackers c'est la guerre!
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5s, very unusual.
This is the ultimate cannibal song!
ha, nice work, silly willie. New! York! is where the things should be - 555
Funny and filling for fives.
I'M HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Love it. Very, very funny in a delightfully twisted way. Perfect for the upcoming Halloween season. Bravo!
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