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Song Parodies -> "Green Creature"

Original Song Title:

"Green Acres"

Original Performer:

Eddie Albert Asnd Eva Gabor

Parody Song Title:

"Green Creature"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics sung by Dr, Frankenstein...
green.....creature... that made by me
jump...started... in my factory
man, check him out...he's tall and wide
his brow is crackin' but stitchin' will make him right

oh...a torch...will keep this beast at bay
he...gets quite frantic...when flames play
i...just adore this man, brand new
monster, i love you...don't care if your brain's askew

he roars
he snores
breathes air
folks scared

i've given life
and now for a wife
green creatures come in pairs

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 14

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John Barry - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Alvin, glad to see your talent back on the site!
AFW - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Fun switching with a theme that superbly adapts to this melody
Mark Scotti - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Great to get some more great work from you, Alvin!
Andy Primus - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
More Abby Normal than Hans Delbruck.
Old Man Ribber - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Alvin - Soo, who would be Igor - Eb or Mr. Haney? lol Great job. ;D
2Eagle - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Good version of the theme to the only Paul Henning show that was really funny. Now how about the Addams Family at Petticoat Junction.
Patrick - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks for the lesson in how new life comes into the world: salvaging parts from old bodies and jolting them with electricity. A very nicely done parody of an old favorite. They don't make TV shows or theme songs like that any more. Too bad.
Christie Marie M - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I 'Igorly' give you some monstrous 5's!
WarrenB - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I had the opening sequence of Green Acres in mind as I was reading this, and I couldn't help but see Gene Wilder driving a tractor, Teri Garr giddy in a midtown apartment, and Peter Boyle tapdancing. A short and sweet creation.
alvin - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
thanks john.....nice to be back....thanks AFW...glad ya dug it....thanks mark...appreciate it ...thanks andy....heh heh heh....thanks haney would be the used parts salesman.....thanks true...thanks patrick....yeah....funny show indeed.....thanks christie....great pun....thanks it ! ...thanks
Rob Arndt - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Hmm... I think I'll alter this... but great job!!!
MadameDeNorCal - June 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Grun PapriGash . . . . how I love it, Dahhhling !
alvin - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
thanks rob and madame

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