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Song Parodies -> "Son of the Pizza Man"
Original Song Title:
"Son of a Preacher Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dusty Springfield
Parody Song Title:
"Son of the Pizza Man"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjydOI4MEIw
My dear dad is a businessman
Nearly two decades ago, he flew to Japan
He was gone so long, mom started calling
“Extra large with some extra sausage”
At the front door, he’d be knockin’
Then he would walk right inside…
Oh man, was I surprised!
On Father’s Day is when my mom told me-
I’m the son of the pizza man
“The only man who could ever knead me”
I’m the son of the pizza man
Pizza love, it’s love, oh pizza love
Liked it hot and she liked it greasy
But she wasn’t craving pie
Pizza boxes piled up in hallway
He would come at all hours of the night
Get excited when it was pizza night
She just had to have another slice
Whole diff’rent side to my dear old mother
I’m the son of the pizza man
Guess you could say she’s a real ‘meat lover’
I’m the son of the pizza man
Extra sauce, more sauce, oh extra sauce
Started last December
Brought a Christmas pizza pie
Thirty minutes or less every time
Love deep dish, not thin slice
Thought my dad was a ‘fungi’
Told me something, left me groaning:
“It’s good at night, better next morn”
Ugh, she really loved anything Sicilian
I’m the son of the pizza man
She’s surely not a vegetar’an
I’m the son of the pizza man
Love the crust, the crust, oh loves stuffed crust
Nearly two decades ago, he flew to Japan
He was gone so long, mom started calling
“Extra large with some extra sausage”
At the front door, he’d be knockin’
Then he would walk right inside…
Oh man, was I surprised!
On Father’s Day is when my mom told me-
I’m the son of the pizza man
“The only man who could ever knead me”
I’m the son of the pizza man
Pizza love, it’s love, oh pizza love
Liked it hot and she liked it greasy
But she wasn’t craving pie
Pizza boxes piled up in hallway
He would come at all hours of the night
Get excited when it was pizza night
She just had to have another slice
Whole diff’rent side to my dear old mother
I’m the son of the pizza man
Guess you could say she’s a real ‘meat lover’
I’m the son of the pizza man
Extra sauce, more sauce, oh extra sauce
Started last December
Brought a Christmas pizza pie
Thirty minutes or less every time
Love deep dish, not thin slice
Thought my dad was a ‘fungi’
Told me something, left me groaning:
“It’s good at night, better next morn”
Ugh, she really loved anything Sicilian
I’m the son of the pizza man
She’s surely not a vegetar’an
I’m the son of the pizza man
Love the crust, the crust, oh loves stuffed crust
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Hey Abbott - Guaranteed fresh and hot in under thirty minutes! There's nothing "cheesey" about this one. ;D
15 slices!
A good pizza man's hard to find....You know the rest....Her own personal pizza man that delivers in the bedroom..... they make bad movies out of that kind of stuff...I better stop talking
Great subs in this Abbott and great title. Especially liked 'extra sausage', the '30 mine or less' line and 'anything Sicilian'
Better 2nd time around. And crusty too, yuck. Still excellent Abbott
Just as long as it's still mozzarella on top..
..you've taken a sub that has crossed my mind a few times over the years, added a twist I hadn't thought of and done something really fun with it - excellent job :-)
..you've taken a sub that has crossed my mind a few times over the years, added a twist I hadn't thought of and done something really fun with it - excellent job :-)
May I ask if your full name is Abbott Kyle Slaw Skelding?
(SOTM) That'd be embarrassing, to learn that your true heritage was the result of a common porn scenario. I had a bit of trouble following along to the OS, but I'm not the type to let the flaws of the song parodied bring the parody down. 555!
Haha, This was a great title sub and a great parody. Made me hungry for both pizza and porn the best combination of all time.
(SOTM) This was a slice of awesomeness! Loved the humor, especially the "meat lover" line!
As a former Pizza Man, I heartily approve this parody. Fave line: "The only man who could ever knead me". But the whole thing was tasty
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