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Song Parodies -> "You're Homely but I'll Sleep with You"
Original Song Title:
"I Only Want to Be with You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dusty Springfield
Parody Song Title:
"You're Homely but I'll Sleep with You"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
Take that bag off your head just long enough to check out the recording by Moneyshot Cosmonauts.
[Tequila!]
[Give me a shot!]
I didn't realize how dead this club would be
I don't make frequent trips out here to BFE
But you found my weakness:
Drinks for free
I hope nobody sees you leave this place with me
It's shameless but it's true
You're homely but I'll sleep with you
I live for truth and beauty but there's room for change
I'm faithful to myself but I could use some strange
And strange is precisely
The term for you
You'll be a two at ten but you're a ten at two
Congratulations, dude
You're homely but I'll sleep with you
You claim you stole my heart
There's a crime but it isn't theft
I guess tonight you're Mr. Right
'Cause everyone else has Left
I swear that I have
Never been a sellout for an easy score
Unless you count last weekend or the week before
I don't want beer goggles
Those still see
Instead I need a full tequilabotomy
And you should get one too
You're homely but I'll sleep with you
Is beauty just skin deep?
Well, your skin destroys that myth
How much Patron makes me think you're hot?
I'll have to plead the fifth
And now I finally
Understand why hookups all occur at night
It's easier to find a place devoid of light
Don't take it personal
When I ask
Would you please put on this Freddy Krueger mask?
It helps improve my view
You're homely but I'll sleep with you
[F-U-fugly-G-L-fugly-Y]
[F-U-fugly-G-fugly oh my]
[F-U-fugly-G-L-fugly-Y]
[F-U-fugly-G-fugly oh my]
[Give me a shot!]
I didn't realize how dead this club would be
I don't make frequent trips out here to BFE
But you found my weakness:
Drinks for free
I hope nobody sees you leave this place with me
It's shameless but it's true
You're homely but I'll sleep with you
I live for truth and beauty but there's room for change
I'm faithful to myself but I could use some strange
And strange is precisely
The term for you
You'll be a two at ten but you're a ten at two
Congratulations, dude
You're homely but I'll sleep with you
You claim you stole my heart
There's a crime but it isn't theft
I guess tonight you're Mr. Right
'Cause everyone else has Left
I swear that I have
Never been a sellout for an easy score
Unless you count last weekend or the week before
I don't want beer goggles
Those still see
Instead I need a full tequilabotomy
And you should get one too
You're homely but I'll sleep with you
Is beauty just skin deep?
Well, your skin destroys that myth
How much Patron makes me think you're hot?
I'll have to plead the fifth
And now I finally
Understand why hookups all occur at night
It's easier to find a place devoid of light
Don't take it personal
When I ask
Would you please put on this Freddy Krueger mask?
It helps improve my view
You're homely but I'll sleep with you
[F-U-fugly-G-L-fugly-Y]
[F-U-fugly-G-fugly oh my]
[F-U-fugly-G-L-fugly-Y]
[F-U-fugly-G-fugly oh my]
(c) 2010+ Dusty Gaga
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Spaff just hit another one out of the ballpark with terms such as "tequilabotomy" and lines like "Would you please put on this Freddy Krueger mask?" and even the recording was sweet as hell with the opening song being "Just Dance" and turning into this. Don't know how you do it Spaff but you always seem to get better and better and better.
Great parody and acronym lesson. Now I know where I live.
She sounds like the legendary two-bagger...you also put a bag over your head in case her's falls off! ;D
It's like the old-time Yankee manager Casey Stengel said: "If you don't get it by midnight, chances are, you ain't gonna get it, and if you do get it, chances are, it ain't gonna be worth it."
LOL!!!
Ever hear of a butterface????
Many clever phrases...and some really smooth anti-pick up lines
Funny as Hell as always
Are you taking up where TT and Fiddle left off or are they working under an assumed name? Anyway, that's another view of dependency.
Since I'm sure that no woman has ever uttered those words to you, I commend you for your imagination and creativity.
Absolutely positively the best parody of this song I have ever read! Who's the jealous person who voted 433? This is LOL funny all the way! 555
John J - Are you saying that because he's not homely, or because he's never been laid?
Loved the "plead the fifth" line.
Loved the "plead the fifth" line.
^ to the Knight above ^ . . . Sir, don't you mean drinking the 5th, Lord McLewd ? ?
Heard/read this already, HILARIOUS 555 TO THE MAX. Best one of yours EVER,a dn that says A WHOLE FREAKIN LOT
Hey this isnt on the site, well ok it is,but the link isnt on the main page
Listened to this again, and gotta say, even if Dusty were still alive, this is the cloeset we'd come to hearing a Gaga/Dusty duet, HILARIOUS
You've still got it Spaff...!
Matthias: Thanks, man. I love Bob's arrangement and Cari's vocals on this one.
John B: I live there too. It's a great place not to visit.
OMR: It's always best to wear protection.
Michael: And as Steve Martin said, "I believe in eight of the ten commandments." That has no bearing on this song, but still.
Mark: I suppose that's better than a butt face.
AFW: "Anti-pickup lines"? I'll bet they work. Try them out and let me know how it goes.
Flash: I dunno. Hell is pretty funny.
2Eagle: Eh?
John J: I plead the fifth.
Spiffy: Actually, I kinda think that if all you get is 5s, it ain't sharp enough.
McKludge: What I said to John J.
UnKnownVotress: Tell him hi for me.
Jackie: Thanks A WHOLE FREAKIN LOT
Merry: Yeah - the doctor said penicillin would clear it up, but no such luck.
John B: I live there too. It's a great place not to visit.
OMR: It's always best to wear protection.
Michael: And as Steve Martin said, "I believe in eight of the ten commandments." That has no bearing on this song, but still.
Mark: I suppose that's better than a butt face.
AFW: "Anti-pickup lines"? I'll bet they work. Try them out and let me know how it goes.
Flash: I dunno. Hell is pretty funny.
2Eagle: Eh?
John J: I plead the fifth.
Spiffy: Actually, I kinda think that if all you get is 5s, it ain't sharp enough.
McKludge: What I said to John J.
UnKnownVotress: Tell him hi for me.
Jackie: Thanks A WHOLE FREAKIN LOT
Merry: Yeah - the doctor said penicillin would clear it up, but no such luck.
Welcome! Now do a parody of Its my Party and make the recording sound like Gaga on that too!
"It's Bacardi and I'll Stumble Around Slurring My Words and Hugging Mere Acquaintances as Much as I Want to"
LOLOLOLOL LOVE IT! "You'll stumble too cause you've had more than twooooo"
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Dude, I can't believe you made a Facebook page for me. Now take it up a notch and get me some groupies.
Practically Prognathically Perfect!
Remember "prog rock"? Most people don't realize it, TJC, but the "prog" means "prognathic."
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