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Song Parodies -> "You Don't Have To Say You Love Me"

Original Song Title:

"You Don't Have To Say You Love Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dusty Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"You Don't Have To Say You Love Me"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

When I said I needed you,
Meant commitment in no way
Just the female things you do
Some sensual sexual play..

I'm divorced, my wife is gone
Sex gets boring on my own
This is why I phoned for you
And brought you to my home..

You don't have to say you love me,
For the fifty bucks
You don't have to think I'm sexy
Or some stud deluxe..
Just touch me, and hold me
Let me feel your warmness
...Smell your perfume
Gaze in your eyes of brown..

In this house with all the memories
Twenty years, all the kids have grown
I'm fed up with lonliness,
But hunger has a clone..

You don't have to say you love me,
For a "General Grant"
You won't have to stay all nite long
Won't beg if you can't..
Just give me...embracing...pretending

You don't have to say you love me,
For one wrinkled bill
Take this "Jackson" too, I'll call back
And thank you...for being...a woman..







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Stan Hall - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
I hope that girl for whom you sent / and paid with a dead president, / by her services granting / left you happily panting / and I hope that you came e’re che went! / ... In any case, here's a trio of Lincolns for your parody.
2Eagle - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
That sounds like a man's version of the original song - song of the needy.
alvin - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
strangely poignant
Johnny D - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
A prostitute's a prostitute if she can make a prostate toot!
AFW - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stan..good lines...thanks, 2Eagle and alvin...and thanks, Johnny..good pun
MrMacphisto - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
One of today's best... 5-5-5
Peregrin - March 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry, I came here late (which could have been a line if the parody had a less than successful ending...). Great read AFW.

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