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Song Parodies -> "Her Windspills From Behind"

Original Song Title:

"The Windmills of Your Mind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dusty Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"Her Windspills From Behind"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Stunk,
Like a three day skunk of roadkill
Or a foul foot's moldy heel
Floating freely, drifting heavy
It can make your nose hairs squeal
Like the steaming coils of Great Danes
Or that spoiled limburger cheese
Ten trash trucks on days in August
Never laundered bvd's
Like a used and rotting tampon
in a box beneath a bed
Like the phlegm that breaks a cold up
Green and yellow in your head
Putrid pungencies unkind
Are Her Windspills From Behind

Like old eggs too long forgotten
That can make you cut and run
Hot July's along Lake Erie
Feline urine in the sun
Like the beef you canned last summer
But just somehow, didn't seal
Like the underarms of Otis
It's a smell that you can feel
Like an animal cadaver
One your dogs dragged in today
Like the missing April pork chop
That you finally find in May
Odors rendering you blind
Are Her Windspills From Behind

Like the backed up gas from sewers
And sheep feces when they're shorn
Like the gay man's halitosis
On an orgy followed morn..
Like a wisp of wino vomit
Out of alleys you have passed
You set new breath holding records
'Cause your next, could be your last
Like the chair your fat aunt sat in
With her perspiration pounds
Like a crevice opened earthquake
On the cemetery grounds
As you stroll beside the seashore
Plain to see how bad it's been
Shells of ocean clams are closing
And the tide stops coming in..

Like a three day skunk of roadkill
Or a foul foot's moldy heel
Floating freely, drifting heavy
It can make your nose hairs squeal
Putrid purgencies unkind
Are Her Windspills From Behind..

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Kristof Robertson - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
LMFAO! Your powers of description are truly stupendous, AFW...this is a soon to be classic. 555
alvin rhodes - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny...you had me laughing at the title alone
Lionel Mertens - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Damn! that stank. 5's
MrMacphisto - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
gross, but good... 5-5-5
AFW - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to all you guys for the votes and comments
2Eagle - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Good use of that silly old song. It always made me dizzy listening to it.
Lifeliver - September 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Just checked this out. Great powers of description and so many ideas. Strangely therapeutic - I like yours better. Dusty's farts would have smelled like vanilla back in the day - not now though, alas.
AFW - September 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, LL...I hesitate to ask who Dusty is..
Nite Owl - September 30, 2012 - Report this comment
You had the Owl howling over this one! Glad someone brought it back. Probably the best flatulence parody ever! 5-5-5!
AFW - October 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Nite Owl...for vote and kind comments

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