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Song Parodies -> "Hopped-Up Cop"

Original Song Title:

"Hop On Pop"

Original Performer:

Dr. Seuss

Parody Song Title:

"Hopped-Up Cop"

Parody Written by:

Doctor Suze

The Lyrics

Up, yup cop is up
Cop supped, then went up
Supped, yup, then went up
Spouse soused, spouse is soused
Soused spoused, soused is spouse
Tall haul, his haul is tall
Small haul will make him bawl
Doll moll, moll's a doll
Calls pols and bribes them all
Pay, play, he pays to play
Bribes tribe, bribes legal tribes
Fee spree, goes on a fee spree
Vig's big, he pays a big vig
Be he, they let him be
Fees mean he's left to be free
Speed need, it's speed that he needs
Speed and not weed, got too many seeds
Red, reds, he doesn't dig reds
Reds shed, left out in the shed
Reds shed-shed, "they're dead" he said
Drat! Drat! He don't like that
Drat! that might make him fat
Fat, that's not where it's at
Crack, that won't make him fat
No fat if crack's on track
Crank ranks, "thanks"! he chants to crank
But more he loves crack
He's gone the crack way, his act doesn't slack
Drink, drink? He does not drink
Drink stinks, he pukes in sink
Wrong, wrong, he's doing wrong
Doing things that should bring on
Cops, cops, but he's a cop!
Cop hopped up, hopped up cop
Cop loves to be up hopped
This cop's hopped up over the top
The hopped up cop won't stop
Bring him down, bring him down
Bring him down, bring him 'round
Hopped up cop down
Bring him 'round, bring him down
Or he's found on the ground
On the ground and not brought down
Crack, crack is his tack
Down he's not when he's on crack
Jacked, jacked, he is jacked
He is jacked up on the crack
Jacked on crack and won't turn back
Lungs, lungs, he fills his lungs
Fast blast, gets a fast blast
Went, sent, it's vented and there sent
Breath, meth, sometimes meth breath
Swells well past his mouth well
Pill fill, he fills with pills
Nil chill pill, chill pill for him nil
Cracker huffer sniffs another
"Scrip" to feed his drugger druthers
His druthers are to take big hits
He runs dry, its gives him fits
But cracker stays away from glue
Those tubes he won't open, glue is taboo
Hey, nay! He stays away
Play pay, he pays to play
With bribery, amped up cop, he speeds money, hopped cop, top
Crop of pol pals get his pot's outlay

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