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Song Parodies -> "You're A Mean One Mr. 1's"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Grinch"

Original Performer:

Dr Seuss

Parody Song Title:

"You're A Mean One Mr. 1's"

Parody Written by:

Guart Milkster

The Lyrics

You're a mean one Mr. 1's
You really are a heel.
As painful as a rose thorn
To all those you seem to hit
Mr. 1's
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. 1's
Think your heart's an empty hole
Would you dare to one me so
Maybe yes and maybe no
Mr. 1's
I wouldn't 1 any
If I were given a 39 dollar toll!
You're a vile one, Mr. 1's
And I do not like your style
You give some three 5 sweetness
But you'll 1 me in a while
Very good let me give some 5's to you
Ha I'll take on the crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr. 1's
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your brain is like a backwards clock
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. 1's
The three words that best describe you Are as follows, and I quote,
Stink, stank, stunk!
You're a rotter, Mr. 1's
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato,
Splotched with moldy, purple spots,
Mr. 1's
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. 1's
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey,
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Mr. 1's
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!

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guart milkster - June 24, 2024 - Report this comment
and here's proof
Zen Adam B. - June 30, 2024 - Report this comment
Mr. Ones is prostituting himself for trump.

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