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Song Parodies -> "Your Team Sucks, New York Mets"
Original Song Title:
"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
Original Performer:
Dr. Seuss
Parody Song Title:
"Your Team Sucks, New York Mets"
Parody Written by:
Freddie C.
The Lyrics
For those who love the Yankees, I don't blame you. And by the way, guess who I picked to win the Subway Series back in 2000?
Your team sucks, New York Mets
I hate the way you lose
You're as funny as Jay Leno
You're as smelly as old shoes
New York Mets...
Your team has sucked since 1962!
You're thugs, New York Mets
Your players are so mean
The fans are so hateful
You're the biggest scums from Queens
New York Mets...
I'd rather watch the New York Yankees!
You're pathetic, New York Mets
My puke is green like the Jets
You belong in the swamp
With the New Jersey Nets
New York Mets...
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the New Jersey Nets!
You're so lousy, New York Mets
That you smell worse than a skunk
Mike Piazza is a fat bum
Tom Glavine is a punk
New York Mets...
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote...
Sucked, sucky, suck!
You're a sellout, New York Mets
And I don't mean in the stands
Your players are washed up
You can't win worth a damn
New York Mets...
This ain't '69 or '86, it's one of those years when you're the worst team in the NL East, and you always alienate your fans!
You disgust me, New York Mets
With the most disgusting breed
There has never been a worse group
That I have ever seen
New York Mets...
You're the worst team in all of pro sports, and I hate you!
I hate the way you lose
You're as funny as Jay Leno
You're as smelly as old shoes
New York Mets...
Your team has sucked since 1962!
You're thugs, New York Mets
Your players are so mean
The fans are so hateful
You're the biggest scums from Queens
New York Mets...
I'd rather watch the New York Yankees!
You're pathetic, New York Mets
My puke is green like the Jets
You belong in the swamp
With the New Jersey Nets
New York Mets...
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the New Jersey Nets!
You're so lousy, New York Mets
That you smell worse than a skunk
Mike Piazza is a fat bum
Tom Glavine is a punk
New York Mets...
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote...
Sucked, sucky, suck!
You're a sellout, New York Mets
And I don't mean in the stands
Your players are washed up
You can't win worth a damn
New York Mets...
This ain't '69 or '86, it's one of those years when you're the worst team in the NL East, and you always alienate your fans!
You disgust me, New York Mets
With the most disgusting breed
There has never been a worse group
That I have ever seen
New York Mets...
You're the worst team in all of pro sports, and I hate you!
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| 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
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| 5 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
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that was harsh....haha
No, they do NOT belong in the swamp with the Nets! The Brooklyn Dodgers, murdered back in '57 by that (expletive deleted) Walter O'Malley, were "Dem Bums." The Mutts? They're just bums. But all fives for figuring out that it's fun to laugh at the M-E-T-S. Oops, I did it again...
We just stole Pedro Martinez from Boston, and he'll help us beat those bums from Atlanta next year, so shutty!
There were a few pacing problems. But in general it was funny so I'll vote 4,5,5.
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