Song Parodies -> "25 Parodies Of Christmas: 21. Kitty, Don't You Bite That Wire!"

Original Song Title:

"Light My Fire"

Original Performer:

"25 Parodies Of Christmas: 21. Kitty, Don't You Bite That Wire!"

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The Lyrics

curiosity killed the cat! at least that looks to be the most likely outcome, when some family's naughty cat won't quit chewing on the cords to Christmas Lights! please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deB_u-to-IE

I told her that it wasn't food
I guess she took me for a liar
thought she'd have a little chew
never seen a cat jump higher

Kitty, Don't You Bite That Wire!
Kitty, Don't You Bite That Wire!
you could set yourself on fire

the lights upon the Christmas Tree
are certainly fun to admire
but now, kitty bares her teeth
if she bites, it's her funeral, dire

Kitty, Don't You Bite That Wire!
Kitty, Don't You Bite That Wire!
wanna set yourself on fire?! huh?!!

(long musical break, you can grab a snack or... ya know... do your business, or whatever...)

the lights upon the Christmas Tree
are certainly fun to admire
but now, kitty bares her teeth
if she bites, it's her funeral, dire

Kitty, Don't You Bite That Wire!
Kitty, Don't You Bite That Wire!
wanna set yourself on fire?! huh?!!

I told you Christmas Lights aren't food!
did you just assume I'm a liar?!
not something kitties should chew!
never have seen a spark brighter!

Kitty, Don't You Bite That Wire!
Kitty, Don't You Bite That Wire!
you might set yourself on fire
you might set yourself on fire
you might set yourself on fire!
YOU MIGHT SET YOURSELF ON FIRE!!!

thanks for reading and Merry Christmas!

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CML - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment

C'mon, people, give him fives .. Cmon people give him fives .. Try to make him sigh with .. FIVES!!!

CML - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment

Light My Fire -- the song that fully illustrated the boundless potential of the extended organ solo ... to bore you to death, that is

Jonathan Spurlock - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment

A true "cat"-astrophe!

Jonathan - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment

Thanks, Fellas! and Lennie, every time my dad hears this song on his satellite radio, he hopes for it to be the full-length version! sometimes it is, but most times not...

Rob Arndt - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment

Cat's got my tongue? Nope, here's a 555!

Jonathan - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment

^ Thanks, Mate!

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