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Song Parodies -> "Vole Pitchin'"

Original Song Title:

"Soul Kitchen"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Vole Pitchin'"

Parody Written by:

Fred Snider

The Lyrics

Didn't Geico's first TV ad get in a lot of trouble for this? Firing hampsters from a cannon, into a wall, when they missed the target hole....
Well, the coach says it's time to throw, now,
I grab another vole, now,
I really wanna make it o'er the plate,
The fans all stand with cats & dogs,
The other team makes sounds like hogs,
I'm running out of snakes & frogs,
Still one cage to go,
Still one cage to go....

Let me keep my record of, vole pitchin',
Fling a rat, at your swinging bat,
Knock it out of the ballpark, baby,
Stumblin' in the gopher holes!

This ain't no way to treat a pet,
S.P.C.A. won't soon forget,
The cheerleaders have beavers, yet....
Send for the vet,
Send for the vet,
Send for the vet,
Send for the vet.

( Chorus )

Well, the coach says it's time to throw, now,
I know my roach will glow, now,
I really wanna play here,
Over time!
Over time!
Over tiiiiiime! I do these parodies at karaoke night.

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John Barry - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Some might get PETAulent about this, but I think it's hilarious!

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