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Song Parodies -> "Dullard"
Original Song Title:
"Colours"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Donovan
Parody Song Title:
"Dullard"
Parody Written by:
Donna VanLeitch
The Lyrics
Donna vs Teddy: The Musical
Act IIa Scene 3
Donna is not amused by Teddy's last offering and airs some pet peeves
OS Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoEle04qu_U
Act IIa Scene 3
Donna is not amused by Teddy's last offering and airs some pet peeves
OS Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoEle04qu_U
Fellow is a dullard, and I'm rude and swear
I've been scornin', and I chide
I'm in mournin', love has died
Slap the guy I despise
My love's distressed
Dude chomps crullers and some pi-i-ies
I give warnin', weight will rise
Guy gets portly, super-sized
Fat behind, undefined
I'm unimpressed
Dweeb gets vulgar when he's watchin' porn
Guy's explorin' nudes online
I'm deplorin' waste of time
Anger climbs, what a crime
Guy's such a mess
Bellow's unappealing when I fret
What a geezer, mm hmm
He's no pleaser, uh uh
Chap is snide, lackin' pride
I must confess
Seethin' at this jerk, I'm not amused
This lout's stinkin', ew ew
No doubt drinkin', ew ew
All the time, chuggin' wine
Not my beloved
I've been scornin', and I chide
I'm in mournin', love has died
Slap the guy I despise
My love's distressed
Dude chomps crullers and some pi-i-ies
I give warnin', weight will rise
Guy gets portly, super-sized
Fat behind, undefined
I'm unimpressed
Dweeb gets vulgar when he's watchin' porn
Guy's explorin' nudes online
I'm deplorin' waste of time
Anger climbs, what a crime
Guy's such a mess
Bellow's unappealing when I fret
What a geezer, mm hmm
He's no pleaser, uh uh
Chap is snide, lackin' pride
I must confess
Seethin' at this jerk, I'm not amused
This lout's stinkin', ew ew
No doubt drinkin', ew ew
All the time, chuggin' wine
Not my beloved
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I believe Im beginning to see the tantalizing possibility of a pattern here in this woman's choices of Performers to Parody
Fascinating Captain. The Parody Author in question has manifested a pronounced affinity for the Sixties performer "Donovan" but as of this posting, has failed to parody said performer's best known song "Mellow Yellow" .. which, according to Amiright archives, are the subject of 45.83334% of the parodies of the said performer's songs
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