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Song Parodies -> "Pedo"

Original Song Title:

"Mellow Yellow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Donovan

Parody Song Title:

"Pedo"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Not funny, but deals with a serious issue in our society.
I'm just mad about the kiddies
Kids are mad about me
I'm just mad about the kiddies
They're not safe around me

They say that I'm a pedo (quite rightly)
They say that I'm a pedo (quite rightly)
They say that I'm a pedo (quite rightly)

I'm just mad about preteens
Preteens mad about me
I'm just mad about the preteens
They're not safe around me

They say that I'm a pedo (quite rightly)
They say that I'm a pedo (quite rightly)
They say that I'm a pedo (quite rightly)

Hey kid want some free candy?
You know it'll taste oh so good
Hey wanna try some free candy?
Just follow me into the woods

They say that I'm a pedo (quite rightly)
They say that I'm a pedo (quite rightly)
They say that I'm a pedo (quite rightly)

Now they've sent me to prison
You know the law will track you down
Now I'm rotting in prison
You know the cops will come around

So don't you be a pedo (quite rightly)
So don't you be a pedo (quite rightly)
So don't you be a pedo (quite rightly)

Bubba, no!
Won't bend over for him
Won't bend over for Bubba
But "no" means nothing to him

I used to be a pedo (quite wrongly)
You shouldn't be a pedo (quite rightly)
So don't you be a pedo (quite rightly)
Bad idea!

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Mellow Fellow - August 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Actually, it IS kind of funny... in a black comedy kind of way. Most child molesters, however, know their victims personally and take advantage of them at work or at home. That part about a stranger offering kids candy and taking them out to the woods for nefarious purposes is pretty rare.

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