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"Al Yantis"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

The circuses of Al Yantis were a showcase
where played four score the great acts
in the area we now call the Al Yantis Circuit.

Such great variety of acts, that from Miami Beach
hilarious clownies flitted
through the South bringing forth hysteria with ease,
in their cars of many clowns.

For their feasts A & P was in favor, availing all clowns their cheap meals.
The Ultra-Gooey Pie was but a sample of the incredible menu.

Then anti-Al Yantian clowns came into the store
All the clowns who played in non-Al Yantian big tops
In all circuits for all who were not of Al Yantis.

Seeing their foes, Al Yantis sent his clowns to do battle in the store.

In all were the Twelve:
The spritzer, the musician, the prancer, the idiot,
The beautician and the other so-called clowns of the circus.

Though clowns they are
And as the piefight of all time rages with whipped cream
Let us guffaw and let us laugh and scream and dance in the goo
Hail Al Yantis!

Crazed clowns cause a commotion, in the A & P, film at three
Crazed clowns cause a commotion, in the A & P, film at three
Crazed clowns cause a commotion, in the A & P, film at three
Crazed clowns cause a commotion, in the A & P, film at three
Crazed clowns cause a commotion, in the A & P, film at three

Creamy, creamy, creamy
Creamy, creamy, creamy
Creamy, creamy, creamy

My anti-Al Yantian booby, oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
I wanna bomb you with pies
My anti-Al Yantian booby
My anti-Al Yantian booby, I cream you, boob
I wanna pie you today
My anti-Al Yantian goober, oh yeah
I wanna pie you today, oh
My anti-Al Yantian goober.

My scanty no-panty patootie, I wanna cream you
My scanty no-panty patootie, gotta gooey one for you
I wanna splooge you today
Eat up, eat up, eat up, eat up, oh yeah
Oh yum yum, eat eat, yeah

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Old Man Ribber - October 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle - Superman and Green Lantern ain't got - nothin' on you! ;D
Porfle Popnecker - October 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, I feel all mellow yellow now.

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