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Song Parodies -> "Lindsay Lohan"

Original Song Title:

"Mellow Yellow"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Lindsay Lohan"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

The Wonderful World of Lindsay Lohan.
I think I'm in some trouble
The law is looking for me
It seems I missed my court date
I was busy at a party

They call me Lindsay Lohan ( I think that's my name )
They call me Lindsay Lohan ( A party!!! I'm game )
They call me Lindsay Lohan ( I love fame )

I was into Samantha
But now our love is a joke
She told me to move out
And take my six-pack of coke

They call me Lindsay Lohan ( That's what I think )
They call me Lindsay Lohan ( Some say I'm on the brink )
They call me Lindsay Lohan ( All I need is a drink )

The tabloids all talk about me
And call me a spoiled has been
Their all taking some side bets
To see when I'll pack it in

They call me Lindsay Lohan ( The Mean Girl star)
They call me Lindsay Lohan ( They say I've gone too far)
They call me Lindsay Lohan ( Oooh. Let's stop at that bar )

My life is so exciting
I'm on the tip of everyone's tongue
I look like death warmed over
And my breath smells like sewer rat dung

They call me Lindsay Lohan ( Want my autograph? )
They call me Lindsay Lohan ( Why do you laugh?)
They call me Lindsay Lohan ( Just fell down. Crap!!!)

You must think I am crazy
Should be in a loony house
But I know what I'm doing
Like my friend Amy Winehouse

They call me Lindsay Lohan ( You know why I'm mad? )
They call me Lindsay Lohan ( The upbringing I had )
They call me Lindsay Lohan ( Just look at my Mom and Dad )

Fade Out and Go Out to a Party

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2Eagle - May 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Whatever happened to wholesome role models like Elizabeth Taylor who married her boy friends?
Michael Pacholek - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
And to think, her agent is suing E-Trade over "That Milkaholic Lindsay" ad because he says Lindsay is now a "recognizable one-name person" like Cher or Madonna. Yeah, right. Maybe you could do a sequel, another Donovan song about the tabloids' front pages: "First there is a Lindsay, then there is no Lindsay, then there is."

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