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Song Parodies -> "Squirr'ly Girdle Man"

Original Song Title:

"Hurdy Gurdy Man"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Squirr'ly Girdle Man"

Parody Written by:

The AmIRighteous Brothers

The Lyrics

The OS can be found at
Ooh, ooh, ooh – ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oooh ooh, ooh – ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Go to a mart, it's V-Day week
I'm hopin' my buys will make her sleek
To bind her thighs delightedly
Crazy for grand thrill I'll see

'Twas then when the squirr'ly girdle man
Claimed clingy thongs bring chub
Then said the squirr'ly girdle man
Braced things - too strong for club

Dirty, flirty, whirly, twirly, hurly-burly, surly – she’d slap
Purdy girdle, sturdy girdle, hurry, hurry, girdle – please wrap
Purdy girdle, nerdy girdle, purely girlie, surely – she’ll clap

Mystery – her stays hold fast
Buns penned tight, I'm mad and gasp
Down! - I bawl. Release! - my plea
I find it tough to set her free

'Tis then that the nerdy girdle can
Shun slinging schlong above
Yen from the purdy girdle fan
Bums swinging long to shove

Purdy girdle, sturdy girdle, nerdy hurdle, girdle – she's trapped!
Surly girlie, verbs, she's hurling, words regurg'ing, urge becurdled, girl, she gurgles
Purdy girdle, sturdy girdle, nerdy hurdle, girdle – she snaps!

♫ Instrumental break ♫

Purdy girdle, sturdy girdle, nerdy hurdle, girdle mishap
So dumb, the bony phony plan, ‘cause it’s stinging prong of l♥ve
Bony, phony, moany, groany, zony, stony, lonely and tapped
Purdy girdle, sturdy girdle, nerdy hurdle, girdle – entrapped
Purdy girdle, fury, worry, hurry, scurry, girlie – I'm zapped

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Old Man Ribber - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Nicely done! What ever did happen to Donovan? ;D
Fiddlegirl - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
ROFL @ clever wordplay in this one!
Phil Nelson - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny stuff!

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