I'm just wild about fire drills
I so relish the role that I play.
But when I'm craving higher thrills
Nothing else quite brightens my day
Than having a code yellow. (Excites me)
Having a code yellow (Quite rightly)
Having a code yellow (Ignites me).

Reporting to command post
I get my own clipboard and vest.
I think I rightfully can boast
Disasters seem to bring out my best.
We're having a code yellow (Whee! Oh boy)!
We're having a code yellow (I enjoy)!
We're having a code yellow (Let's deploy)!

I give my team their assignments
They execute them flawlessly
Perfect in their compliance
With our hosp-i-tal policy
When they call a code yellow (know their tasks)
Practicing for code yellow (they act fast)
Practicing for code yellow (they kick a**)

Hello fellow, it's code yellow

(Instrumentals and assorted noise)

Flirting with disaster is real fun
Do my part without batting an eye
But in the midst of a real one
None would be scared so sh*tless as I.
During a real code yellow (Oh what luck!)
During a real code yellow (At work stuck!)
During a real code yellow (That would suck!)

Bellow "Hell Oh! It's code yellow"!