Whiny tubby (tiny stubbie)
Hair of twine ("hair" of twine)
Cabinet's crappy (crappy and snatchy)
Where did he find all of this slime?
Whiny tubby's slimy buddies
All abuse their power
All the whores that he's appointed
Do his bidding, with no minds

We have here an orange goon
Capo of his Family
He postures and he boasts
But he's pussy

All he spits out is a lie
That dribbles down his tie
Deranged dimwit
Whose IQ ain't that high

Whiny tubby (tiny stubbie)
Hair of twine (airhead mind)
Won't critique Nazis (OK with Nazis)
Thinks they're just "fine" (people who're "fine")
Whiny tubby's tiny stubbie
From whores gets a shower
And the whores that he's appointed
Are a swamp pumped full of slime
All the whores that he's appointed
Have their tongues on rumpy rime