Now I'm Chancellor of the senate
A full time job, you see
I've reached the top and had to stop
I don't like Democracy
I wanna be emp'ror, Ani
And bring a time of peace
I'll help you with your girlfriend too
And make sure she isn't deceased

Oh, An-i-kan
Be a Sith like me
You wanna choke like me
Gloat like me, see?
And laugh e-vil-y
A Jedi like you
Can play the fool "prentice to-o me!

(Gee, Palpatine
You're a real honest guy

Now here's your part of the deal, Ani
Join me on the darkside and we'll get peace

But I heard the darkside's bad)

Now you don't back out one me, Ani
Your girlfriend's gonna die
See in your head, That Padme's dead
So give Darkside a try
Join up with me now, Ani
I gave you reasons why
Give me your sabre, or she'll die in labor
So I can tell you "Rise!"

Me!
Be a Sith like me
You wanna choke like me
Gloat like me, see?
And laugh e-vil-y
Jedi like you
Can play the fool
Like a guy like you
Wrecks Jedi school
Like change name to
Darth Vader, dude!
Like someone like me!