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Song Parodies -> "The Philanderer"

Original Song Title:

"The Wanderer"

Original Performer:

Dion & the Belmonts

Parody Song Title:

"The Philanderer"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

I thought of this a while ago, finally finished it.....I think this is funny.....Hope you do too!
Oh well I'm the type of guy who enjoys it "going down"
Where sleazy girls are well, that's where I'll be found
I wine 'em and I dine 'em 'cause that's all part of the game
I bang 'em and forget 'em, cuz' I don't wanna' know their name
They call me Philanderer, yeah, The Philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around

Oh well there's Jo-Ann on my left and there's Bonnie on my right
And Katie is the girl, I'll be sleeping with tonight
And when she asks me if I wanna be her guest
I tear open her shirt I got my both hands on her breasts
'Cause I'm a Philanderer, yeah a Philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around

Oh well I'm roamin' around downtown
I see your wife? I'll stop and stare
Cuz' I'm as horny as a hound
If she's two-hundred-fifty pounds, well I really don't care

Yeah, I'm the type of guy that likes to sleep around
I'm never in one bed, I'm known all over town
And when I find myself looking for a whirl
In the back seat of my car you'll find me riding on some girl
'Cause I'm a Philanderer, yeah a Philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around

Oh yeah I am just a guy that likes to whore around
I like her on my face, or maybe gagged and bound
And when I find myself a-goin' home with some girl
I hop right into that bed of hers and ride her till I hurl
'Cause I'm a Philanderer, yeah a Philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around, around
'Cause I'm a Philanderer, yeah a Philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around, around, around.......

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Michael Pacholek - March 16, 2021 - Report this comment
Good, but not an original idea. The late, unlamented Rush Limbaugh had a Ted Kennedy impersonator do one on his show.

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