He's an Aussie type of guy in our Amiright web town
When gets inspired, he just takes it all right down
Writes of schooling, and of pooing, and other topics not so lame
He meets 'em then he slays 'em, Bobpiecheese his other name
But call him The Conqueror, yeah, the Conqueror
He writes 'em down-a, down-a, down-a down

He took "Hitler" down one day, then "Homestar" in the night
And "Scurvy"'s the thing that makes "Leyna's Big Ones" look afright
"Someone, Could You Spare A Dime?" It's a "Slacker's Paradise"
And if you're feeling hungry, he'll serve you "Transformer Pies"
'Cause he's The Conqueror, yeah, the Conqueror
He writes 'em down-a, down-a, down-a down

He's been here since two-0h-0h-five
His writing's gotten flair
From "Torture Number 5"
Up to his Nintendo Song, he brings the funny on

Damn, there's nothing to do
And his "Tongue" and legs are sore
Maybe he'll play X-Box with you
He's not a Game Cube whore
Now if you see Bruce Lee fightin' Angelina J.
You know he will join in the fight
There's no one one else who'll play
'Cause he's The Conqueror, yeah, the Conqueror
He writes 'em down-a, down-a, down-a down

Once you come out to his place, he'll bring ol' Jabez down
Someday he'll fight his battles and win SOTM Crown
You might find this kid hating everything 'bout school
Wants to see it get "Blown Up", but he ain't nobody's fool
'Cause he's The Conqueror, yeah, the Conqueror
He writes 'em down-a, down-a, down-a down