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Song Parodies -> "Do You Know It Pays To Dance This Way ?"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Know The Way To San Jose ?"

Original Performer:

Dionne Warwicke

Parody Song Title:

"Do You Know It Pays To Dance This Way ?"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...i shouldn't have to mention that is from a well endowed female's point of view and not my own, right ?....
do you know it pays to dance this way ?
naked...except a thong...it may be wrong...but what the hey !
do you know it pays to dance this way ?
i got a rack so fine...need one like mine...to dance this way

L.A. joints have lots of leeway
lots of horny clowns...down at the bars
there are jerks, one or two, who take it too far
winks turn into leers...they make a pass
but i have guards...if that occurs
they cock their arms...and thump their ass
(BOOM BOOM BOOM)


some would say we tease to dance this way
think it is out of place...they make a face...of great dismay
i was born and raised to dance this way
i've got the knack to shine...shake my behind...and dance this way

though for freaks, i am a magnet
when upon that tawdry stage, i roam
though it seems...i'm a tart....i go home alone
creeps can only lust and blow their pay
and i get all...the cash they spend
hop in my car...and drive away

i know how to bend and dance this way
low low...low low...low low...low low...low
do you know it pays to dance this way ?
dough dough...dough dough...dough dough...dough dough...dough
i have got the rack to dance this way
whoa whoa...whoa whoa...whoa whoa...whoa whoa...whoa whoa



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Peregrin - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Awww, alvin. Your intro took away all my chance of having fun at your expense! Enjoyed the parody nonetheless!
2Eagle - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I'ts an easy way to make money.
Ravyn Rant - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I've got 555 singles to stuff...oh, never mind, you said it wasn't about you.
John Barry - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
A funny yet sad commentary.
Andy Primus - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice one Alvin. Can anyone finish this and get it posted before we see it for real in the papers - Then I won the race, but I'm a deceicer. Got a trace of dope in my vein. I'm on drugs, I'm a deceiver, I gotta leave here coz I lied.
MrMacphisto - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL... I loved it... your remark on the perspective was a great lead in too... :)
alvin - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin...i get enough comments about my long hair as it is....thanks 2eagle...true enough.....thanks ravyn...feel free to send a check if ya want....thanks john....indeed....thanks andy....you oughta finish that one....thanks mr. macphisto....i wrote a song about giving birth once and someone commented "i didn't know GUYS could give birth"....geesh
Peregrin - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Muwahaha - I wrote a fair part of "My Menstruental Friend" and no-one said anything to me :) Lol!
alvin - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
lol
Meriadoc - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Hmmmm...Alvin, didn't I see you on Sepulveda?
B-CupCakes - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, there were a lot of 'honry clowns' as the T o p show last night . . .
alvin - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks merry...was that YOU ?....thanks B-CupCakes...nothing scarier than horny clowns
AFW - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't know how I missed this one...right down my provocative alley, so to speak...Top job...and writing it in the first person made it more sexy
alvin - August 23, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW...glad ya dug it

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