Each morning, my push ups are followed by planks and tush-ups
So I can look good bare for you
Each evening I squat now to make my thighs firm and hot now -
I want to look good bare for you

My efforts, my efforts will strengthen my heart -
And my lungs, it's true...
My efforts, these efforts make my muscles hard -
And quite chiseled, too!
These efforts, these efforts, they benefit me,
But they're done for you -
To make your sweet heart race for me

I'm working my pecs, dear so I'll be buff when I flex, dear
I want to look good bare for you
I'm working my abs now and ridding myself of flab now
I want to look good bare for you

My efforts, my efforts are doing the trick -
Though who would've thunk?
My efforts, my efforts turned what was a hick,
Into such a hunk
My efforts, these efforts are making me thick -
Well, except my junk
Which sadly's still soft and pee-wee...

And though it won't harden
I'm far less disheartened... than you
Sorry, my boo
That it never grew...
Beyond repair...
Now you say we're through?