Song Parodies -> "Trumpie"

Original Song Title:

"Alfie"

Original Performer:

"Trumpie"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I know, I know, the preferred term is "Trumper" or "Trumpette" or "Trumpanzee" or "White Nationalist Storm Drumpfer." I just thought "Trumpie" had a nice ring to it. This is part of a contest to see who can get the most 1's on a single song. Dr. Jeff, John D, are you in? Go for it!

What's it all about,
Trumpie?
Is it just for the Donald you pine?
With November's rout
Did you start to doubt, Trumpie?
When he said, "This shut down is all mine"?
Or is your brain out on strike?

And if Russian trolls are like
Trumpies,
Then perhaps you get paid to be cruel...
And if online trolls
Love their Russian moles,
Trumpie,
Then Putin's fool has become Putin's tool!

As sure as I believe
Michael Cohen's a slug, Trumpie!
I know that Mueller's got more
Evidence you AmiRighters
Might believe in:

I believe in laws, Trumpie--
Your panties must be all a-twist,
Trumpie!
When you hit 1's I know you're pissed,
So suck my
Testes!

If my song triggers you, make my day--
And hit those 1's right away--
Trumpie...
Trumpie...

©Bob "Don't Worry, B." Gomez 2019

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alexander's ragtag band - January 17, 2019 - Report this comment

it's sad that you expect Mueller to make you very happy.

Bob Gomez - January 17, 2019 - Report this comment

Thanks for the comment. It makes me happy to know it makes you happy to think that my expecting Mueller to make me happy is sad. d;^) Now could you tell your friend with the 26 computers to get busy with my 1's? This is a contest, after all.

Bella Mia - January 17, 2019 - Report this comment

And then there's the possibility that your 1's may be the result of posting some of the worst song parodies ever seen on this site.

Bob Gomez - January 17, 2019 - Report this comment

Says Amiable Al.

Cheerful Reaper - January 17, 2019 - Report this comment

Didn't you know, Bella? Leftards are NEVER happy. That's why when they die, they go to Perpetual Grievance Heaven; a place where they're always weeping and gnashing their teeth over pretended injustices against themselves, much as they do now... except that there, they do it for all eternity.

Bob Gomez - January 17, 2019 - Report this comment

Aww, Rearful, having feelings? Did my parody upset you? Can I get you a juice box? Cookie wookie? Pacifier? Diaper need changing? Oh, and thanks for the one's, guy! d;^)

TDS Syndrome - January 20, 2019 - Report this comment

What'samatta, Bobby? Still can't sit down after Trump beat you whiny little losers like a cheap drum... for, like, the 2019th time?

Libby - January 21, 2019 - Report this comment

^^yer new around here, aintcha Bella?

Bella Mia - January 21, 2019 - Report this comment

No, I was here before the site turned to sh**.

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