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Song Parodies -> "A House Is Not A Home"

Original Song Title:

"A House Is Not A Home"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dionne Warwick

Parody Song Title:

"A House Is Not A Home"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

A thong is still a thong
Even though there's no ho wearin' it
But a thong is not a house
And a house is not a home
Though a ho lives there
to turn some tricks
And sell her wares
for some cocaine kicks

A room is still a room
Even though a john waits there, for whom
But a room is not a house
And a house is not a home
When a ho lives there
and plays the part
For Tom, or Joe,
or Duane, or Art

Now and then, a knock is heard
It's run with strict security..
You must know the secret word
To be serviced sexually..

There's a charge of twenty bucks
For basic fun and playful tucks
It's a shambles, falling down
On the shady side of town
There are piles of trash
And nasty floors
But, for a sum of cash
Call this Heaven, yours

It's a shack where needy roam
Just a house, and not a home
All in shambles, falling down
On the tacky side of town
There are piles of trash
And dirty floors,
But, for a sum of cash
Call this Heaven, yours

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alvin rhodes - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
ain't that the truth
Stephen Harrington - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 5s for a play well wrote.
AFW - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and Stephen...
John Barry - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
. . .is his castle. 555
AFW - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, John

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