If you see me walking down the street
don't say hello
if I am eating
Pizza Pie
Pizza Pie
(leave me be..) coz
I won't socialise if I can see
olives, salami, and mushrooms
on my pizza pie
pizza pie
pizza pie
pizza pie

Please don't try to come in any closer
if I am eating
cappricciosa
Pizza pie
Pizza pie
(just walk on by..)
there's nothing in the world that can provide
the pleasure I get from my thin-based
slice of pizza pie
pizza pie
pizza pie
pizza pie
pizza......

(instrumental)

pizza pie
pizza pie
(I will not share!)
small or large or me-di-um - I don't care
as long as my face is embracing
slabs of pizza pie
pizza pie
pizza pie

now-you-really-gotta-get-some-pizza-pie
now-you-really-gotta-wave-low-fat-goodbye
now-the-pizza-pie'll-GO-right-to-your-thighs
now-you're-really-heading-for-a-new-waist-size