Oh, well I'm the kind of guy, makes a livin' off of brown
When you see a tan van, you'll know that I'm around
I stomp it and I tromp it till it's twirlin' down the drain
Big Randall is my handle, I'll getcha' action on the chain..
They call me The Plungerer, yeah, The Plungerer
I plunge it down and down and down..

I'll make it flow to the left, I'll make it flow to the right
I'm ready to unstick the stuff that's stickin' there tight
A real nasty job, that someone must do
Say hello to me and you'll say goodbye to poo..
'Cause I'm The Plungerer, yeah, The Plungerer
I plunge it down and down and down..

I travel all around the town
Big rubber boots and gloves I wear
When you hear a swooshin' sound
You can be absolutely sure that I have been there..

I'm the kind of guy who feels at home around
A white facility, a water closet sound
I do the jobs myself, no helper do I need
I'll hop right into that van of mine and unplug where you peed..
'Cause, I'm The Plungerer, yeah The Plungerer
I work it down and down and down..

Throw away that liquid junk, foam will not make it zoom
I'm King of unclogg-ing, I'll fix your broke bathroom
Send for me, the sewer guy, to make that system work
I am the best service in this town, Flushing Meadows, New York
I am The Plungerer, yeah The Plungerer
I plunge it down and down and down..

I plunge it down and down and down,
And down, and down....