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Song Parodies -> "800 Pound Sue"

Original Song Title:

"Runaround Sue"

Original Performer:

Dion And The Belmonts

Parody Song Title:

"800 Pound Sue"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Another group song. Monkeys include Claude Prez, Rick Duncan, Ethan Mawyer, Phil Alexander, and Johnny D.
Here's my story, sad but true
About a girl who's like Shamu
She waddled up and sat right down
On every single guy in town...

Ah, she came on strong with those big "kiss me" lips
But guys would wind up with some broken hips
If you don't want to end up black and blue
A-keep away from 800 pound Sue

Almost got sick from that vial of Jose
Some drunk gave me that should have told him no way
Don't get so drunk you can't drive, if you do
You'll get a taste of eight hundred pound Sue

Ah, she never gets off the ground
Comes of weighing eight-hundred pound
So people let me put you wise
Sue goes - squashing 'em like flies

If you're mortal don't ignore the plain advice i give
Steer clear of her if you want to live
Ask Fred the ghoul why his life is through, he'll say
"The killer weight of 800 pound Sue"

She is enormous and round, yeah
She'll drive your ass into the ground
People let me set you wise
The camping store carries her dress size

So the forklift and the lorry in my driveway shows
I fell in love and her butt still grows
My skinny tool's fat-free lever grew, it's true -
I can do that Eight Hundred Pound Sue!


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Jack Wilson - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Ravyn Rant - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, my...three 5s for rendering me speechless.
Rod Worden - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
"..bumthatmakesaquakehey!.." Too much, guys, hilarious! I think I dated her 555 lb sister one night..
Royce Miller - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
so that's how many monkeys it takes to write a parody like this--put your hairy heads together, very good
Kristof Robertson - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
You funny little chimps...555
Adagio - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked this part esp. too.."..bumthatmakesaquakehey!..". lol 5's
Melhi - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Gotta side in with the mainstream on "...bumthatmakesaquakehey!" I've had the phrase "two ton Lu-Lu in a see-through mu-mu" running through my head for the last couple of weeks, so when you started this one, I thought, "Ah... they're writing about Lu-Lu's sister" Funny stuff, monkeys.
Leo Jay - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Yo, that's fat!
alvin rhodes - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job....but you got the name ex-wife is named julie
malcolm higgins - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
just didn't get the rhyme with "runaround' and "eight hundred pound sue".. 2-5-5.. there's an extra syllable there ( as well as a huge waistland of laughs)
Rick D - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
The lyrics Claude supplied us with all had the lyric "A-runaround Sue". Which is not in the title. So take it back, Malc. We knows whats we is doin'.
Claude Prez - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Yay us again; some funny comments too.
Michael Pacholek - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
You could've had "Houses she's sitting around." But it's hard to go wrong with fat/overeating parodies. I'm still mad that "Tights I'm Quite Fat In" was posted a day before my "I Burst At the Seams." I'm also mad that it was better.
Johnny D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
5's for the monkey boys, ooo ooo ee ee ah-ah-ah.
malcolm higgins - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I take it back - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
You monkeys oughtta be spanked. Heh heh. Great job, dudes - and why is it I can spot the Johnny D verse from 800 miles away?
Johnny D - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
800 bananas for the Mighty Spafforangutan ooo eee aaa ooo ooo.

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