Runny Brown Poo (The Jeffrey LaRoque Song)

Here’s my story, sad but true
Jeffrey filled his pants with poo
He took a dump then ran to town
To change his pants, all stained with brown

We should have known it from the very start
That JLR would release some sharts
Now listen people what I'm telling you
He's makin stains from his runny brown poo!

He let some slip then ran out of the place
The stench filled the entire space
Unless your hungry for some trouser stew
I'd stay away from his runny brown poo

He likes to lather brown, yeah
But he'd rather sit and flush it down, oh
And people often wonder why
He is surrounded, by so many flies

Here's the moral of the story from a guy who knows
He's got the runs cause his dung still shows
As anybody on the show would do
They'd stay away from his runny brown poo!

Yeah, he's makin stains with his poo!
I know what you should do
Keep away from his poo

He likes to lather brown, yeah
But he'd rather sit and flush it down, oh
And people often wonder why
He is surrounded, by so many flies

Here's the moral of the story from a guy who knows
He's got the runs cause his dung still shows
As anybody on the show would do
They'd stay away from his runny brown poo!

Woah, he's makin stains with his poo!
All I say is PU
Keep away from his poo

Woah, he's makin stains with his poo!
All I say is PU
Keep away from his poo