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Song Parodies -> "Hoveround Crew"

Original Song Title:

"Runaround Sue"

Original Performer:

Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Hoveround Crew"

Parody Written by:

L. D. Obblo

The Lyrics

If you've ever had the misfortune of trying to shop at a Walmart where self-entitled fat women in electric carts think they own the aisles, you'll understand why I wrote this. And, while I can't categorically state that Hoveround makes Walmart's carts, it works for the purposes of this song.
Heed my warning, all of you

out there shopping for a thing or two:

At every aisle, look around.

A wobblin’ goblin might mow you down.



Hey, hey,

What a load, what a loadl

What a load, what a loadl

What a load, what a loadl

Fat butt, fat butt

Hey, hey,

What a load, what a loadl

What a load, what a loadl

What a load, what a loadl

Hey!



Big hefty women with electric carts

weighed down with munchies that would stop most hearts

Better watch where they go and what they do

or you’ll get run over by the Hoveround Crew.



They blaze through the store like they’re in a race

to find some more snacks they can feed their face.

I held up some vegetables; they withdrew

back near the Twinkies off in aisle two.



Hey, hey,

What a load, what a loadl

What a load, what a loadl

What a load, what a loadl



Ooooh, their sweatpants size just says “round”

and they think that those’ll hide their pounds.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised -

they’re just…famines in disguise.



I should mention the dissension that I just disclosed

started with me yelling out “Thar she blows!”

I guess that was dumb, ‘cuz whales are blue

unlike the gals in the Hoveround Crew.



When you weigh 600 pounds

and your feet never touch the ground,

the result of your lifestyle:

cart ruts, up and down the aisle.



There are some who still insist this was my masterstroke:

The note I left said “The carts are broke”

The two-legged heifers were all confused &

the store’s still shaking from their angry moos.

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Jonathan - May 02, 2018 - Report this comment
haven't had this experience at a walmart, yet. but still funny, nonetheless. 5s
Mike.W - May 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Hilarious and so true!
Rob Arndt - May 02, 2018 - Report this comment
555, but I also have not had that experience much and I live in California where there's lots of disabled people, so the parody is not altogether funny. Would you make fun of a disabled Vet in an electric chair or someone who had legitimate health issues and can't walk? Being fat alone tells nothing really about someone's medical condition. If so, 60% of the adult population of the US should be using these chairs! I see more obese people WALKING in Walmart!!!

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