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Song Parodies -> "Hillary, Marco and Don"
Original Song Title:
"Abraham, Martin and John"
Original Performer:
Dion
Parody Song Title:
"Hillary, Marco and Don"
Parody Written by:
Timmy1000
The Lyrics
Watching the last couple of debates, I thought I had turned on "professional" wrestling as the candidates seemed to be trying to outbrag one another about how tough they were and verbally beat up the others. Maybe they need a battle royale in the ring to settle things.
Does any terror fear, steam from has-been Hillary
Is she selling, blaring brawn
Decreed she’s for the people, while with schemes, she would ply dung
As Stevens took a round and he’s gone
Has any funny seer, warned ‘bout new trend Don
He’ll expel these foreign pawns
He spews a lot of cheap bull, he;s supreme and vote has swung
But he just snookered, frowned, what a yawn
Does win mean bloody war, cream ‘em to end Marco
Zap to hell Jihadi John
He’ll plead he’s gotta lead us, and he beams his cause is sprung
The Senate took a vote but he’s gone
Didn’t they cuss and zing falsehoods, bore
Didn’t they lie, the swine they stood for bourgeoisie
and screwing me
Bums, buffoons, they’re running to doomsday
Has any of these peers preened like pretend Teddy
Canada is where he spawned
I thought I saw him jumping up over the ring ropes
With Hillary and Marco and Don
Is she selling, blaring brawn
Decreed she’s for the people, while with schemes, she would ply dung
As Stevens took a round and he’s gone
Has any funny seer, warned ‘bout new trend Don
He’ll expel these foreign pawns
He spews a lot of cheap bull, he;s supreme and vote has swung
But he just snookered, frowned, what a yawn
Does win mean bloody war, cream ‘em to end Marco
Zap to hell Jihadi John
He’ll plead he’s gotta lead us, and he beams his cause is sprung
The Senate took a vote but he’s gone
Didn’t they cuss and zing falsehoods, bore
Didn’t they lie, the swine they stood for bourgeoisie
and screwing me
Bums, buffoons, they’re running to doomsday
Has any of these peers preened like pretend Teddy
Canada is where he spawned
I thought I saw him jumping up over the ring ropes
With Hillary and Marco and Don
Maybe a cage battle?
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okay I want a clean fight no hitting below the belt... particularly mine... 5's
Excellent take on this! Maybe it's time for Jesse Ventura to throw his hat in the ring.
Great idea, Leough. He has the experience needed for these battles.
Wrestling is real. You can't tell me Vince McMahon is just pretending to be a greedy, arrogant, unscrupulous promoter.
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