Song Parodies -> "A Boy Named Sue"

Original Song Title:

"Runaround Sue"

Original Performer:

"A Boy Named Sue"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Here's a story, it's all true,
About a boy whose name is Sue.
He's not that boy J. Cash renowned,
Does his thing in a strapless gown.

Hey, hey,
Bummer shady lady, hey hey,
Bummer shady lady, hey hey,
Bummer shady lady, gay.
Awwww...

Looks like a girl with some bulgy parts,
Her whole life style is a work of art.
She does her peepin' standin' up it's true,
Best keep away from that boy named Sue.

If your gay-dar blips you can give it chase,
That round derriere moves around with such grace.
If you belong to that light loafer crew,
Might be likin' that boy named Sue.

Hey, hey,
Bummer shady lady, hey hey,
Bummer shady lady, hey hey,
Bummer shady lady, gay.
Awwww...

Her voice has a gravel sound,
Lookin' good in an evening gown.
Just a guy in a girl's disguise,
Sue goes down on other guys.

Hey, hey,
Bummer shady lady, hey hey,
Bummer shady lady, hey hey,
Bummer shady lady, gay.
Awwww...

Her voice has a gravel sound,
Lookin' good in an evening gown.
Just a guy in a girl's disguise,
Sue goes down on other guys.

Don't want quarrel cause her quarry will go fly she knows,
Making love gotta keep on her clothes.
Ask any dude that she ever flew, they'll say,
They keep away from that boy named Sue.

Hey, hey, whoa-oh-oh-oh hey, hey,
Shady lady, hey, gay.
whoa-oh-oh-oh, yeah.

(Fade)

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Rick D - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment

I do my peepin' standing up, too!

Michael Pacholek - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Cute idea. About as cute as the "girl" in question. As in not.

Adagio - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment

I thought it was cute! It was hard to pick out favorite lined. :D 5's

Johnny D - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Oh so naughty - but nice! 5's

Smurf - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

I guess it's guy turned gal month on Amiright LOL i.e. "Your Dong" "Itchy Bitchy Tiny Weenie" etc. No pun intended in the use of the word guy here in my comment..just so you know. 5's Guy

Wild Man - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Great work!

Diva - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL ! Very good Guy.

Agrimorfee - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment

Bob Rivers level sophomoric humor. I like that, so I forgive the clunker pacing on a couple of lines.:)

Guy - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment

Clunker pacing? Excuse me? This song got twenty votes and twenty 5's on pacing. Where did I clunk?

Guy - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks all who voted and commented. Transgendered stuff so trips me out that I just automatically write about it.

And Smurf, I've been called Guy for so long that I don't even think of these things when I hear my name. I hear someone in a crowd say hi guy all the time. I have learned that if I don't recognize the voice, then it's just no sense to even turn around.

Johnny Cash - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Yikes.

DJ Blaze - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment

Thought this was gonna be about the Johnny Cash song. Instead, it's completely different. On a scale of 1 to 10 on the gay scale, with 1 being me (I don't agree with gay) and 10 being Shuichi Shindo, this is 555.

Below Average Dave - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment

God is also against judging other people Mr Blaze. . .everyone is entitled to their opinion, but this is the second time I've seen a post that I would say is hateful, if your God really does hate Gay people--it is for him to judge--not you, not that I preach it myself as I have different beliefs than you, but "Hate the sin. . .Love the sinner", I won't stand up and yell it, but if you want to get into nitty gritty, gay is one of literally 1,000s of things you'd be preaching against, like the Phelps Klan, and that's a dangerous rope to walk if you are truly Christian and believe in that life style--judging a fellow man (Or woman) is not the Christian way.

Guy - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Dave - I just saw this - Young Mr. Blaze does not say in his comment that he judges or hates gays - you are the one saying that he said it. He is simply stating that he does not agree with that lifestyle. Give him a break, will you please - he's only 15. I don't see the hateful in stating an honest opinion. The whole gay thing is not for him and that is all he is saying. And whoever or whatever Shuichi Shindo is... And you are correct Dave - Only God can truly judge but I don't see any judgement being passed here albeit that it can be implied if the right spin is put to the comment. Peace brother.

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