Shitty remakes, shitty shitty remakes,
Shitty remakes, shitty shitty remakes,
Shitty remakes, shitty shitty remakes!

All these pretty shitty remakes,
Shitty shitty remakes, we hate you!
And these pretty shitty remakes,
Shitty shitty remakes make us spew
Wrong! Right! They all sound like shite
They're pretty shitty we suggest.
Remakes, shitty shitty remakes,
Makes music we detest
Remakes, shitty shitty remakes,
Makes music we detest

Your talent is marginal
You're saying you're virginal
You're most unoriginal - I'm right
You're less than spectacular,
To use the vernacular, you're dreadful!
Pathetic, you're shite!

Oh! Shitty, you! Shitty, pretty shitty remakes,
Shitty shitty remakes we hate you
And (Shitty) with (Shitty) pretty shitty remakes,
Shitty shitty remakes what we'll do
Scream "Shitty", shout "Shitty", anywhere about
When pretty shitty songs we hear
Remakes shitty shitty remakes
We wish they'd disappear
Remakes shitty shitty remakes
We wish they'd disappear

Oh you pretty shitty remakes,
Shitty shitty remakes we hate you
And (Shitty) with (Shitty) pretty shitty remakes,
Shitty shitty remakes what we'll do
High, low, on our radio
Oh, what a crappy time we'll spend.
Remakes, shitty shitty remakes,
We wish that you would end
Remakes, shitty shitty remakes,
We wish that you would end

You sound really quite absurd
You sing someone else's words
You're worse than I ever heard before
Undemocratic'ly
Uncharismatic'ly
Selling yourself like a whore

Oh you pretty shitty remakes,
Shitty shitty remakes we hate you
And (Shitty) with (Shitty) pretty Shitty remakes,
Shitty shitty remakes what we'll do
High, low, on our radio
Oh, what a crappy time we'll spend.
Remakes, shitty shitty remakes,
We wish that you would end
Remakes, shitty shitty remakes,
We wish that you would end