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Song Parodies -> "Chitty Chitty Burn Burn"

Original Song Title:

"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

Original Performer:

Dick Van Dyke

Parody Song Title:

"Chitty Chitty Burn Burn"

Parody Written by:

Do

The Lyrics

Earlier this month the legendary actor Dick Van Dyke was driving his Jaguar on the freeway and it started smoking. He pulled over where he got out just as it caught fire and burned down to the frame.
Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn

Oh you sooty Chitty Burn Burn,
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
We loathe you.
And, in
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
What we'll do.
Near, far, in our Jag-u-ar
Oh what a smoky time we'll spend.

Burn Burn Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Our charred four fendered friend.
Burn Burn Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Our charred four fendered friend.

Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn

Oh you sooty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
We loathe you.
And, in
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
What we'll do.
Near, far, in our Jag-u-ar
Oh what a smoky time we'll spend.

Burn Burn Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Our charred four fendered friend.
Burn Burn Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Our charred four fendered friend.

You reek now of burning oil.
Your seats are now smoking coils.
You'll turn everybody's head today.
We'll glide on our final trip
The end of our ownership
The junk heap of all who survey
.
Oh Chitty You Chitty
Sooty Chitty Burn Burn
Sooty Chitty Burn Burn
We loathe you.
And Chitty, in Chitty
Sooty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn what we'll do.
Near Chitty, far Chitty, in our motor car
Oh what a firey time we'll spend.

Burn Burn Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Our charred four fendered friend.
Burn Burn Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Our charred four fendered friend.....(hold)

Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Charred four fendered Chitty Chitty friend.
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AFW - August 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Most clever and timely idea, and title..edgy, but a touchy subject like this, has to be...maybe.wish you would have added a litte more of the story...they say he was pulled from the car by a motorist...and didn't want to leave, saying he was phoning for aid...not realizing it was smoking badly and about to burst in flames...afterwards, he joked, and asked if anyone wanted to buy a used Jag - cheap...anyway, you made a fine creative twist, here.
Patrick - August 30, 2013 - Report this comment
If he had a Chevy Volt it might have burst into flames in his driveway without his even having to start or drive it.

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